TiKo One-shots~

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Miko: you can't make everyone like you, you're not Tiger.

Liquido: What? not everyone likes Twisting Tiger, you know.

Miko: who doesn't?

Liquido: well--

Miko, grabbing a shovel: Names, now. give me their names.

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Rasta: I like the "good guy" and "bad guy" thing you two have going on.

Skarra: it's not acting, I'm mean and Shakes isn't.

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Toni Vern: some of you may die in this experiment, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to take.

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Vince: and that's my plan.

Skarra: are you ok with constructive criticism?

Vince: go ahead, what is it?

Skarra: your plan fucking sucks.

Vince: that's not constructive criticism, you little shi-

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Miko, in Between Friends: I'm going to take you out!

Tiger: ok, it's a date.

Miko:...I meant that as a threat...

Tiger: see you at five!

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North: god give me patience.

Liquido: don't you mean "god give me strength"?

North: if god gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Ninja: go fuck yourself!

El Matador, smugly: sure, only if you watch.

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Ninja: look, last night was a mistake.

El Matador: a sexy mistake!

Ninja: no, just a regular mistake.

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North: if we don't make it out of here alive...If we both die....I love you, Liquido!

*they both make it out alive*

Liquido:....

North:....

Liquido: so are we going to talk about that-

North: shut your mouth up.

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Tiger: *accidentally bumps into a door*

Miko: Tiger! are you ok?

Tiger: yeah, I'm fine.

Miko, later, to the door: if you get in Tiger's way one more time, I will take you off your hinges.
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El Matador: I gave Ninja a "get well soon" card.

Coach and Rasta: *side eye each other*

Rasta, slowly: that's surprisingly nice of you, El Matador.

El Matador: he's not sick, I just thought he should do better.

Coach: and there it is.

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Klaus: I feel like we're not as close as we used to be, so I got us friendship bracelets!

El Matador: ok.

Klaus: *handcuffs them together*

Klaus: there.
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Coach, seeing a group of idiots: God what idiots.

Coach, realizes those are Rasta, El Matador, North Shaw, Klaus, Shakes, Twisting Tiger, Big Bo, Cool Joe, Blok and Eagle Eye: oh sh*t! those are my idiots!

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Vincent: why are you smiling?

Dooma: what? can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Dingus: Skarra tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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sorry for the late update. High school has been a bitch.