he's got me bad ➝ a jolinsky story

p r o l o g u e

kindergarten

"I'm jack"

"no you're not!"

"yeah I am! my name is jack!"

"but that's MY name!"

"I guess we have the same name, huh?"

"or you stole my name"

"I promise I didn't! I think this is a sign"

"a sign of what?"

"that we should be best friends!"

"what?"

"god gave us the same name so we would be the best of friends"

"I'm not so sure about that"

"c'mon! I got your back, jack!"

"I still think you stole my name"

"and I think you're crazy"

"says you!"

"I didn't say crazy was a bad thing!"

"sounded like it!"

"see! arguing like the best of friends"

"I guess"

"I know"

"you're a weirdo"

"I know"

2nd grade

"ew, you're disgusting jack"

"what? we're in the wild! it's what men do"

"so to be a man you have to pee on a tree?"

"what, are you not man enough?"

"no, I just prefer the bathroom"

"girl."

"whatever!"

"you're a little wimpy girl!"

"shut up"

"make me"

"watch whatcha say, boy!"

"come at me little Johnson!"

4th grade

"jack, stop hogging all the blanket"

"I'm cold!"

"and annoying"

"and making sure you have zero blankets"

"I was just kidding bro, geez"

"fight for your warmth"

"what?"

"I said fight, peasant!"

"don't call me peasant!"

"I can call you whatever I want"

"oh, you're on."

7th grade

"dude! look behind you!"

"woo, thanks man"

"you're lucky I saved your ass, you're only down to one health kit"

"hold on, what time is it?"

"3:08, why?"

"god, I'm supposed to meet up with Sammy in 15 minutes!"

"Sammy?"

"oh yeah, he's a friend I met through Cameron. he's a cool guy. we're supposed to go swimming down at Death's Cove with his dad"

"you're gonna jump off Death's Cove?"

"hell yeah! maybe you could come, if you met Sammy an-"

"no no no, I'm fine."

"you sure?"

"yeah, I'm good here."

9th grade

"you didn't even give them a chance!"

"I don't need to! they hate me! I don't want to hang with your friends jack"

"then we don't need to hang."

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU'RE DITCHING YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR 9 YEARS FOR A FEW GUYS WHO YOU MET A FEW WEEKS AGO TO GO BANG MULTIPLE GIRLS, STEAL SHIT FROM STORES, SMOKE AND DEAL DRUGS, AND GO CAUSE TROUBLE OUT IN TOWN? COUNT ME THE FUCK OUT. YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING STUPID JACK."

"at least I know how to have fun and actually do something with my fucking life"

"I don't like this new jack. and I don't want to be friends with him anymore. don't talk to me ever again and have fun with your fucking life. I hope you and Sammy and Cameron and all your fucking homeboys have a grand time. goodbye jack"

"lol bye kill yourself"

"you really don't care"

"I said bye lol leave"

"okay."

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wooooo first fanfiction yeet.

prolly gonna get no votes tomorrow or anytime soon because I got no followers lololololol

whatever, yolo

hopefully I'll become a dope account and achieve my lifelong wattpad dreams

but it takes time eh

I'm done

bye lol