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..OR PERHAPS, A NEW NUISANCE.
"[NAME]!" a booming annoying voice yells by the [h/c]ette's ear, who flinches in surprise by the loud amount of volume that suddenly rung into her ear. in instinct, she goes to cover her ears immediately before turning around to face the oh, so annoying sound hashira in all of existence. "what the fuck was that for?!" she yells furiously, only to be met by his stupid shit eating grin that went from ear to ear.
hearing no response, she continued to lecture the stupid sound hashira who knew no manners. "i could've went fucking DEAF??" tengen doesn't budge at all from his shit eating grin. her expression falls into a silent deadpan when he doesn't move for another 3 whole minutes.
"oh my god, what do you want." she sighs, knowing the only reason he didn't say anything⎯nor budge is because he obviously wanted something, or at least had something to say. 'it better not be something like "chicken butt" again.'
fortunately, it wasn't. kami-sama must of heard her prayers to keep his man's mouth shut from spewing any kind or form of stupid jokes. plus, this immature man's jokes are no kind of funny jokes, they're the stupid annoying ass 'dad-jokes' people make in this modern era. not to mention, he says this in every. single. hashira. meeting. "master assigned you to a mission!"
....?
"and you're here because.." she rose an eyebrow, questioning the male; not expecting out of anything or anyone or him to tell her she had a mission. "hey, hold it. where's my crow?" she suspiciously asked, not seeing her crow anywhere, nor near tengen like hikamaru normally would to peck him in the head repeatedly.
"hikamaru is sick! so i'm flamboyantly here instead⎯" before he could continue with explaining, he was quickly interrupted by a shout coming out of the [h/c]ette who was worried upon hearing the unfortunate news of her crow falling sick.
"HIKAMARU IS SICK???" she exclaims surprised, not giving a chance for tengen to explain before she quickly assumed that the hashira in front of her had to do with the reason. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIKAMARU?? I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO SOMETHING, STUPID TENGEN!"
"HUH? HUH- HUHH?!"
"WHAT?? WHY ARE YOU UNFLAMBOYANTLY ACUSSING ME FOR?!" he suddenly screams, watching the female unsheathe her nichirin blade in a flash, with a nasty horrifying aura surrounding her silhouette. "you definitely poisoned him, didn't you? you little dipshit of a FUCKER⎯"
"huh what? what do you- [NAME] WAIT WAIT WAIT- HOLD ON-!" the white haired male starts to yell, running around the estate with the [h/c]ette chasing behind him with her blade whacking at his figure as he barely dodges them. "STOP WAIT- ITS NOT MY FAULT!!" he cries out, but the female doesn't stop chasing him. suddenly, the shoji slides open and before any of them knew who it was, a blade was sent flying in the direction almost immediately.
