Scream 😱

Randy

~At the video store~

(Man #1)
Excuse me, dude.

(Man #2)
Watch it, Jerk!

(Stu)
-comes in-Oh sorry.

(Randy)
Ohhh.Dork.

(Brittany)
-giggles-you boys are funny

(Stu)
Oh really now?

(Brittany)
-looks at him-oh yes-woks with Randy-

(Stu)
-looks at Randy-Jesus this place is packed tonight.

(Randy)
We had a run in the mass murder section.

(Stu)
You coming to my fiesta?

(Randy)
Yeah, I'm off early cause curfew you know.

(Stu)
You Brittany?still coming?

(Brittany)
Yea just gonna wait with Randy

(Stu)
Alrighty then

(Girl)
-walks up to Randy-What's that werewolf movie with E.T.'s mom in it?

(Randy)
The Howling, horror, straight ahead-points-

(Girl)
Thanks-leaves-

(Randy)
-looks over-Now,that's in bad taste.

(Stu)
What?

(Randy)
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing in the horror section?-points it out to Stu and he looks and Brittany looks and it's Billy-

(Stu)
What? It was just a misunderstanding. He didn't do anything.

(Randy)
Your such a little lap dog.He's got killer printed all over his forehead.

(Stu)
Oh really,How come the cops let him go, smart guy?

(Randy)
Cause they obviously they don't watch enough horror movies. This is standard horror movie stuff. Prom night revisited.

(Stu)
Yeah? Why would he want to kill his own girlfriend?

(Randy)
There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.

(Brittany)
Randy stop

(Randy)
-ignores her-That's the beauty of it all, simplicity.Besides if you get too confusing you lose your target audience.

(Stu)
Well, what's his reason?

(Randy)
Maybe Sidney wouldn't have sex with him?

(Stu)
What is she saving herself for you?

(Randy)
no I don't,I have someone else in mind

(Brittany)
-blushes-

(Stu)
-looks over at Brittany but doesn't say anything-who then?You wanna know who I think it is?I think it's their father. Why can't they find their pops, Man?

(Brittany)
Hey! That's fucked up Stu

(Stu)
-throws my hands up-sorry but think about it tho Britt

(Brittany)
No it's not my dad so stop right there

(Stu)
-nods-your right I'm sorry

(Brittany)
Thank you

(Randy)
-talks-I don't know jeez and Because he's probably DEAD! His body will come poppin up in the last reel or something. Eyes gouged out, fingers cut off, teeth knocked out!The police are always off track with this shit!

(Stu)
Man!

(Randy)
If they watched Prom Night, they'd save time.There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! Everybody is a suspect!I'm telling you, The dad's a red herring. It's Billy!

(Billy)
-walks over-How do we know it's not your not the killer, huh?Huh?

(Randy)
-turns around-Hi Billy.

(Billy)
Maybe your movie freaked mind lost its reality button. Ever think of that?

(Randy)
You're absolutely right I'm first to admit it. If this was a scary movie I would be the chief suspect.

(Stu)
What would be your motive?

(Randy)
It's the Millenium. Motives are incidental.

(Billy)
"Millenium" hmm.. I like that. That's good. Millenium. Good kid.

(Stu)
"Millenium" good word my man.

(Randy)
Your telling me that's not a killer.

(Brittany)
Will you 3 stop?

(Billy,Stu,Randy)
Sorry

(Brittany)
Look I know we're freaked about this killer but we have to stick together,not suspect one another-looks at Stu-or our parents-

(Billy)
Your right,that's what We will do

(Brittany)
Thank you,you boys should go and get ready,Randy and I will be there soon

(Stu)
See ya

~Billy and Stu leaves to Stu's house~