Scream 😱

Randys rules

~watching the movie with everyone~

(Randy)
Look, Look, Look here it comes!

(Boy #1)
Whoa Ohh!

(Boy #2)
Why do they do that?

(Boy #2)
The blood is all wrong. It's too red.

(Randy)
Wait, here comes another.

(Boy #1)
Ooh, yes .

(Boy #1)
Predictable, I knew he was going to bite it.

(Boy #2)
How can you watch this shit over and over?

(Randy)
Shh.

(Stu)
I wanna see Jamie Lee's breast.When will we see Jamie Lee's breasts?

(Randy)
Breasts?Not until "Trading Places" in '83.Jamie was always the virgin in horror movies.She never showed her tits until she went legits.

(Girl #1)
Couldn't afford a decent pair.

(Randy)
That's why she always out smarted the killer in the big chase scene at the end.
Only virgins can do that, don't you know the rules?

(Stu)
What rules?

(Randy)
Jesus Christ, You don't know the rules?!-gets up and stand infront of everyone-

(Stu)
Have an aneurysm why don't you!

(Brittany)
Your fault Stu,you know how he is

(Randy)
There are certain rules you must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie.For instance. #1 You can never have sex. Big no-no Big no-no.

(Stu)
I'd be a dead man.

(Randy)
Sex equals death okay?2 You can never drink or do drugs. No E sin factor. This is sin. It's an extension of number 1.
3 never ever under any circumstances do you ever say "I'll be right back" cause you won't be back.

(Stu)
I'm getting another beer you want one?

(Randy)
Yeah sure.

(Stu)
"I'll be right back!"-gets up and walks backwards as I say that-

(Randy)
You push the laws and you end up dead. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.

(Brittany)
-giggles-

(Stu)
-winks at you and leaves-