Bread on Toast - A Future Man Fanfiction

A Blowjob Before Dying

Warnings: strong language, mentions of Wolf getting a blowjob (not really?? I just feel like I should add that), an exploding head (guess who's)

  Tiger ended up in the driver's seat this time, driving like a maniac out of the parking lot.

  "Liv! Play some tunes again!" Wolf yelled excitedly up to Liv in the passenger seat. Him and Josh were in the back with the dead Biotics and Jeri, who was still unconscious. Josh was clinging onto one of the shelves in the back for food transportation for dear life.

  "Um, I don't think-"

  "Do it!" Wolf yelled, throwing a tray back and hitting a dead Biotic in the head. He laughed maniacally.

  Liv hooked her phone up to the aux and pressed play for Wolf. She didn't want him to hit her in the head with a tray, he was in a scary mood. The playlist had a funny sense of humor, making sure the song "(You're The) Devil in Disguise" by Elvis played first. Liv tensed.

You look like an angel (look like an angel)
Walk like an angel (walk like an angel)
Talk like an angel
But I got wise
You're the devil in disguise

  Liv slowly turned her head around to look at Josh, who raised his eyes to look at her.

  "...please skip this song." He muttered. Liv did and "You Spin Me Round" by Dead Or Alive came on instead. Wolf was really feeling the music in the back, while Josh looked like he wanted to die. Liv felt like she was going to die from Tiger's driving.

  "We are almost to base, repeat, almost to base!" Tiger yelled, speeding through a red light.

  "Fuck yeah!" Wolf cheered.

  "This is just like our escape from the slave mines of Ganderloo!" Tiger made a sharp left, sending Josh into the shelf across from the one he was clinging onto.

  "Minus the hollandaise." Wolf said, dipping his finger into a sauce he'd found back there.

  "How are you guys actually having so much fun right now?! That was traumatizing!" Josh snapped, almost falling backwards as Tiger hit a curb.

  "Buck up soldier! We've got a Biotic to interrogate!" Wolf kicked Jeri's foot to see if she'd wake up, but she stayed passed out.

  "This is going to be a rush job, gamma protocol." Tiger said up in the front.

  "Oh, it's gonna be gamma, her little head's gonna blow in..." Wolf checked his timer. "26 minutes!"

  "26 minutes?! This wasn't the plan!" Josh groaned and ran a hand over his jaw.

  "Well, this is the plan now." Tiger said, snatching Liv's phone from her hands and disconnecting the aux cord. "I'm sick of this music."

  "Are you even 100% sure she's a Biotic?" Josh said, still in denial.

  "Fuck you Resistance scum!" Jeri shouted, waking up. Wolf immediately pummeled her in the face with a metal tray.

  "Easy macho man!" Josh cried. "She's my..." he trailed off.

  "She's a Biotic, Josh!" Liv reminded him as she turned around in her seat to look at him.

  "Yes! And! We need to find out where Robo-snatch is keeping her time machine, remember?" Tiger took another sharp turn. "And getting it out of her," she smiled evilly. "Ain't gonna be pretty."

  "I have so many torture devices set up in the sewer." Wolf announced proudly. "There is literally no scenario that I can't torture for." A fearful look washed over Josh's face.