Bread on Toast - A Future Man Fanfiction

Girth, Wind & Fire

Warnings: strong language, Josh and Wolf's famous dick switch

  Time traveling was painful this time around. "What's happening?!" Josh cried, but it sounded distorted and echoey. 

  "Feels like my dick's getting ripped off!" Wolf cried, but it came out as distorted as Josh's voice. They landed in 2017, groaning and panting in pain. Josh fell over, trying to catch his breath.

  "What was that?!" He panted. "Time traveling doesn't feel like that?!"

  Tiger was about to answer when she noticed Wolf's face.

  "Why are you looking at me like that?" Wolf asked.

  "Where's your scar?" She asked, pointing to his eye, where his scar usually was.

  Wolf felt around his face. "Oh!" Liv pointed to Tiger's forearm. "It's on your arm!"

  "Oh God..." she felt her face for her scar. "Where's my scar?" Josh, Liv, and Wolf all felt around their bodies.

  "Oh!" Liv gasped. "I think it's..." she sat on the grass and lifted up the sweatpant leg. It was on her shin. "I found it." She said, looking up at Tiger and Wolf.

  "It's the Cameronium, it- it must be unstable in its raw form." Tiger said, checking her arms for new blemishes or marks. "Our bodies got scrambled in the jump."

  "Oh! Is that all?" Josh said in a high, worried voice.

  "Damn, we've had a rough ten minutes. First Josh died, then Liv had to revive him, Sigorn-E's gone," he looked up at the sky as if he were looking up to her in robotic house heaven. "And now this." He held out two hands to help Liv and Josh up. "Let's just say you two are initiated."

  Josh looked over to Liv then back up to Wolf. "Really?" He took Wolf's hand as Liv took his other hand. Wolf pulled both of them up as if they weighed nothing. "Well, we'd better hop to it." Josh said as the four of them started to make their way down the hill they'd driven to the night before. Something didn't feel right as Josh walked. Something was not right at all. "Wait, wait, wait, stop." He said, feeling around his crotch.

  "You good?" Liv asked, turning around. Her concerned look quickly turned into an  absolutely terrified one as she watched Josh reach into his pants. "Josh, what the fuck-"

  "Holy shit!" Josh gasped. That was not his dick. "This dick is huge!" Wolf dropped everything and checked inside his pants and cried out.

  "What?! What is this thing?!" He yelled. "That is a pathetic cock!" Josh looked up to see Tiger (as usual) rolling her eyes, Wolf looking horrified at his new dick, and Liv looking horrified as well, but also avoiding eye contact with anyone. Josh glanced back down in his pants and curiously reached in again.

  Liv glanced up to see exactly that. "Oh God, Josh, no," Liv covered her eyes and turned around, not facing anyone.

  "Oh my God! The girth!" Josh was floored. Wolf narrowed his eyes at Josh and took his hand out of his pants.

  "Give me back my dick, you fucking cock pirate!" Wolf shouted as he ran at Josh, aiming for his dick.

  Josh was trying to adjust his pants. "Hey! Wolf!" Josh cried, running away from Wolf. He backed straight into Liv.

  "Josh!" She cried as he almost knocked her over, shoving him.

  "Fire up the TTD, we've gotta jump again!" Wolf said to Tiger.

  "No!" Tiger shouted. "We are not jumping again!"

  "Easy for you to say, you've still got your vag!" Wolf said.