Bread on Toast - A Future Man Fanfiction

Operation: Fatal Attraction

Warnings: strong language, (this is probably the episode you all have been waiting for) Josh puts on lingerie (and looks hot while doing it), alludes to Kronish and Leslie having sex, hijinks are about to ensue

Tiger threw Josh to the ground faster than he had time to react. All of the sudden his back hit the ground and it knocked the wind out of him.

"Tiger!" Liv cried, also shocked.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Tiger yelled, stepping on his chest. "This was not the plan. You're fucking up the plan!"

"This day was the turning point in Kronish's life!" Josh gasped. "He was going to give it all up and sail away with his one true love, Leslie! Instead he stayed with his wife and kept doing research. It's his biggest regret-"

Tiger rolled her eyes at Josh's blabbering. "Wolf! Help me stand on his chest!" She called to Wolf, who was still excitedly checking out the Corey Hart poster.

"Tiger! Off his chest!" Liv snapped her fingers as if Tiger were a dog. "Let him breathe!"

"I thought you weren't happy with him." Tiger said flatly to Liv. "Why don't you help me stand on his chest."

"Tiger, let him speak!" Liv marched up to Tiger, ready to push her off of Josh's chest, but realized she might suffer the same fate if she did that. Josh tried to sit up but Tiger just pushed him right back down with her boot.

"Tiger," Josh's voice cracked. "You said that if there was a way to save the world without killing anyone you would do it. This is a way."

Tiger pursed her lips as she considered this. "How do we get him on the boat?" Tiger shot Liv a glare as she inched a little too close. "He gets to get up if he can come up with an actual good plan." She hissed to Liv, who shrunk away, giving Josh an apologetic look.

"We already know Kronish is having an affair with Leslie. So, we just need to expose that-"

"Difficult." Tiger interrupted, placing her hands on her hips and shaking her head down at him.

"-which will blow up his marriage-"

"Speculative ."

"-which was bad anyways because Marigold was already cheating on him too-"

"Hearsay."

"-which would give him the push he needs to leave. It'll be a win-win for everybody!" Josh finished, sounding positive. "It's gonna work. Trust me, alright? We'll go back to 2017 to a world with no Kronish Labs...and if there is, well, there's always a baby to kill in 1949."

Wolf wandered back to the group holding two ice cream cones, offering Liv one. Tiger caught Josh's attention again by slightly digging her heel into his ribs, making him wince.

"If you time trick us again, I'll burst your nut sack." She stated, taking her foot off his chest.

Josh's expression fell as he instinctively covered his crotch. "...okay..." he mumbled, sitting up. Liv held out a hand and helped him to his feet as she licked her ice cream. "Hey, Wolf," he looked at Wolf, who was licking his ice cream as well. "We need some wheels."

Wolf stopped licking the ice cream. "Oh, I'll get you 100 fuckin' wheels." He said, growing excited.

"Oh, uh, no, we just need four. On a car." Josh said, glancing at Liv again, who glanced at him too, trying to suppress a smile behind her ice cream, probably at how giddy Wolf seemed to be. Josh couldn't help but grin too, her smile was contagious.

"On it." Wolf nodded, diving back into the chocolate ice cream.

"Is that good, Wolf?" Liv giggled. Wolf was on cloud 9, he'd never had ice cream before.