(Most of these are from Hazbin Hotel, bc I love the show. Hope you enjoy this while I'm finding the motivation to write the next chapter.)
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*If Yuu/MC is actually smart*
Malleus: Wait, you know I'm Malleus Draconia? How?
Yuu/MC: You have giant horns and really strong magic. It's not rocket science.
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* If Yuu/MC meets Malleus for the first time in public*
Yuu: Oh my, it's a f*cking dragon! Hi, friend! You want some of these? *keeps talking to Malleus*
Others: 😨😨😨
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Lilia: Rock, Paper, Scisscors, go!
Silver: *loses*
Lilia: Go!
Silver: *loses* Why can't I ever win!?
Lilia: Because I can predict what you're gonna do. Your arm tension, your gaze and the time between your moves.
Lilia: Also, I cheat! I imprint your next move into your subconscious.
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Yuu/MC: He what!?
Azul: What!? They say insane sh*t all the time! How am I supposed to know this one's true!?
Floyd: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!
Azul: See!?
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*when Crowley finally shows up to a fight*
Crowley: And now, I'm going to f*ck you!
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Vil: Well, this just got interesting~
Yuu/MC: It's f*ck you up, headmage.
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Leona: And you. Don't get me started. I see through you and all this bullsh*t how fake you are!
Vil: Oh, me? Fake? I have no idea! Guess that's why I'm an actor, dumba**!
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