"PARKER!!!!!!!! YOURE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yell, squirming around in the net. I could feel all the blood rushing to my head, and I can promise one thing, it was most definately not a pleasant feeling. I squirmed around, trying to reach my coat pocket,for something, anything, to cut through and escape. A cold wind tunneled past my thighs.
Wait.
Hold on a minute.
Thighs?!
I looked up, and of course, my skirt had fallen back, and was now revealng evey bit of my skinny legs and every bit of battiness, of my batty Batman panties.
"Oh Shit," I muttered.
The one time I wore a skirt!
Karma, you, most, sincerely, are a bitch.
And your accomplice Parker King, is going to die.
Who is Parker King, you ask? Sorry, that woud be my bad; I think I'm starting this story a tad bit too early. Just first forget everything I just said, and let me rewind to a few days earlier, to the beginning of Camp, when all of this nonsense began.
Prepare your intestines.
This could get a little weird.
A/N Hello children's!!!! Good morning to one and all! That'd be the very ever first official chapter of ONDECI (Looool That sounds a bit like "on deck" God, I miss that show T-T )
A bit earlier than promised, for a little birdy whom I like to call my smart side told me that book isnt gonna get far, so stop asking for people to comment and shiz!
*That moment when your Prologue is literally not even enough words to befit a Grade 5 Afrikaans essay (- •)
XD I apologise for angst, I'm just.... Missing Luhan and YiFan and BAP and Tao and everybuddy else right now :( ( •~•) T.T
*sigh*Oh well...
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