Snips and snails,
And puppy dog tails,
That's what little boys are made of.
But sometimes they're shy,
And sometimes they'll cry,
So those little boys are made fun of.
Sugar and spice,
And everything nice,
That's what little girls are made of.
But if they act tough,
Or call someone out on their bluff,
Those little girls are certainly unladylike.
Lies and deceit,
Tricks and cold feet,
That's what these times are made of.
So obey society,
And sit back quietly,
And watch the world crash down.
