We Open up in Japan and A Monk was standing by A Bridge as you were walking by with your Girlfriend Shinobu having A little Spat.
Shinobu: Y/n I can't believe You would do that!
Y/n: Shinobu I'm sorry!
Shinobu: But I can't forgive you...
...You ate my ice cream sandwich, Y/n! That was mine for Lunch!
Y/n: I'll Buy you another one!
Shinobu: Okay, You're forgiven.
A/n: What do you think you would be? A Pervert? I'm Better than that.
She then Merrily skipped off, as you continued walking when suddenly the Monk appeared!
Monk: Wait! Don't Jump!
He then pushed you off the Bridge!
Monk: Oops! Are you Okay Kid?
You then Jumped back out of the water and Landed back on the Bridge.
Y/n:
Monk: I am so sorry Son! You Just Have A Terrible Face!
Y/n: WHAT!?
Monk: N-Not that You're Ugly! I-I mean you have A Face of Bad Luck! You suffer much Misfortune!
Y/n: Yeah, but I usually find A Way out of them. So (Flips the Bird) That's for Pushing me off the Bridge!
Monk: Once Again I am so sorry! My Name is Cherry. What's yours?
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The Strongest Man ever! (Urusei Yatsura X Autistic Male reader)
FanficY/n L/n seems like A Normal Guy but in reality, he is Actually the Strongest Man to ever Live, and when Oni Invade earth he is randomly picked to be Earth's champion and of course, his powers get revealed to the world!