Grab that Oni by the Horns!

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We Open up in Japan and A Monk was standing by A Bridge as you were walking by with your Girlfriend Shinobu having A little Spat.

Shinobu: Y/n I can't believe You would do that!

Shinobu: Y/n I can't believe You would do that!

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Y/n: Shinobu I'm sorry!

Shinobu: But I can't forgive you... 

















...You ate my ice cream sandwich, Y/n! That was mine for Lunch!

Y/n: I'll Buy you another one!

Shinobu: Okay, You're forgiven.

A/n: What do you think you would be? A Pervert? I'm Better than that.

She then Merrily skipped off, as you continued walking when suddenly the Monk appeared!

Monk: Wait! Don't Jump!

He then pushed you off the Bridge!

Monk: Oops! Are you Okay Kid?

You then Jumped back out of the water and Landed back on the Bridge.

Y/n:

Monk: I am so sorry Son! You Just Have A Terrible Face!

Y/n: WHAT!?

Monk: N-Not that You're Ugly! I-I mean you have A Face of Bad Luck! You suffer much Misfortune!

Y/n: Yeah, but I usually find A Way out of them. So (Flips the Bird) That's for Pushing me off the Bridge!

Monk: Once Again I am so sorry! My Name is Cherry. What's yours?

 What's yours?

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