You were sitting there Just nursing A Head wound Shinobu Gave you, as Atari was nursing you.
Atari: Big Brother are you Okay?
Y/n: You Know I may be as strong as beyond any God, and I fear no Man but... She scares me.
Atari: You Know you can always have me~
Y/n:
Atari: Well I shot my Shot Big Brother.
Y/n: Advice, Go out and meet real Men!
Atari: I try but I never get A Chance.
Y/n: Were you peeking at them while they're in the showers at school?
Atari: Maybe.
You then bonked her over the head.
Atari: OWIE!
Just then Shinobu walked in and sat next to you.
Shinobu: Y/n.
Y/n: Shinobu I'm so sorry for what happened I didn't mean to with Lum, I had no idea I-
Shinobu then shut you up with A Kiss.
Shinobu: Look I forgive you. I know you would never cheat on me for some Alien girl in Tiger Skin.
Y/n: Right, Thanks.
Shinobu: Yes, You gave me no reason to worry about that.
Atari: Oh Big Brother Lum Just-
Just then Lum showed up Behind you.
Lum: Darling...!?
Y/n: Wait, Lum, I-!
Lum: WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH HER!?
She then Electrocuted as you fell to the floor Puffing up smoke.
Y/n: Ack... Now I know how Ash felt like first meeting Pikachu...
Shinobu: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Lum: Well Darling And I are going to be Married someday so of course I'm going to move in with him.
Shinobu: WHAT!?
Atari: Ooooh, Catfight!
Just then Mom Popped her head in.
Mom: Y/n, Why did you Propose to her!? She's not staying here!
Y/n:
Shinobu: Look I don't give A Shit whoever you are, Miss Alien Princess, You're not staying with him.
Lum: And why Not?
Shinobu: Because I'm going to marry Him!
Lum: WHAT!? DARLING YOU CHEATER!
She then shocked you again!
Y/n: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! WHY!?
Shinobu: We were A Couple first so you need to leave Homewrecker!
Lum: He Proposed to me, so You're the homewrecker!
Y/n: Can we Just Agree that maybe-?
Lum/Shinobu: NO!
Shinobu whacked you upside the head with A Chair as Lum electrocuted you again!
Y/n: Ouch...
Shinobu: Leave Now! Or I'll make you leave!
Lum: Fine I'll leave for now, But Darling is Mine. (Thoughts) Besides I have my ways of breaking you two up.
She then flew back outside as Shinobu was still steaming and Atari was checking up on your Body.
Atari: Big Brother are you Okay?
Mom: He survived worst but he Might get worse for making our Lives A Whole lot Harder! Y/n, You Dumbass! Sometimes I wonder why I gave birth to you.
Y/n: OH EXCUSE ME FOR EXISTING BUT IF NOT HUMANITY WOULD HAVE BEEN DOOMED! I GET NO RESPECT!
Atari: Poor Big Brother, He gets no respect.
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The Strongest Man ever! (Urusei Yatsura X Autistic Male reader)
FanficY/n L/n seems like A Normal Guy but in reality, he is Actually the Strongest Man to ever Live, and when Oni Invade earth he is randomly picked to be Earth's champion and of course, his powers get revealed to the world!
