Jesse Manchester (Captain Man's Daughter)

Captain Jerk

~~~Junk-N-Stuff~~~

'Okay. What do people want to know most about Captain Man?'

'What he wears under his man suit?' Schwoz suggested as we all gave him a weird look.  'What?' 'Dude!' 'No!'

'They want to know where i live and work!' My dad looked back at us as we nodded. 'Right!' Charlotte nodded 'So..we have a contest!'

'We have a contest!' Henry repeated.

'And the winners get a private tour of the Man Cave!' I gasped getting what Charlotte is saying. 'Of the Man Cave.' Henry repeated once again.

'Wait. We can't reveal the secret location of the Man Cave.' My dad objected as Henry replied. 'We don't have to.'

'Gooch will meet the winners somewhere else, put them in sacks' Charlotte began as Henry interrupted again. 'And then he can bring them here and send them down the tubes'

'And send them down the tubes.' I cut Henry off too as Charlotte smiled. 'Annoying isn't it.' We mocked as Henry looked at us.

'But everyone hates me..' My dad frowned. 'Why is a tour of the Man Cave going to make people like me again?' He asked as i rub his back. 

'Because you know how people are. They get mad about stuff..'

'But as soon as you give them something new to talk about..'

'They forget they were mad and focus on the new thing!'

'Okay!' My dad smiled. His confidence coming up once again. 'But what kind of contest to pick the winners?' He looked at me as i looked at him. 'We put a website so people can go online and try to guess some big number!'

'The first three people who get it right, win!'

'I know the perfect url for the website.' Henry said as we all looked at him. 'Guessthatnumber.com.'

'Oh hey!'

'Thats pretty clever.'

Me and My dad smiled as i gave him a big hug.

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'We got to cancel the VIP tour thing!'

'What?' Scheoz frowned as Henry and Charlotte walked towards us. 'One of the winners is my little sister, Piper.'

'Really?' My dad looked over at Henry. 'Who's she going to bring as her guest. She gonna bring your mom?' he smirked.

'I don't know who she's bringing.'

'Henry's afraid that Piper's going to recognize him.' Charlotte explained as i raised an eyebrow. 'Oh? dw. she won't.'

'You're going to be in your Kid Danger suit and mask'

'Well, yeah! But she's going to be down here for us for like, an hour!' Henry exclaimed as i sighed. 'Schwoz can disguise your face' I crossed my arms. 'Yeah. I give you good face disguise.'

'What about my voice?' 

'Can you disguise his voice too??'

'Easy. Look!' Schwoz nodded as he took a random small disk and put it under his chin.

'Excuse me, Henry? Will you help me find my mommy?' Schwoz asks in a creepy little girl's voice. 'Nice!' I smirked as my dad and Henry gave me a look. 'I watch horror films like. EVERY day, its normal to me.' i shrugged.

'Will you buy me a pony?' Schwoz stepped closer to the scared duo as they stepped back in fear. 'Dahh! Stop that!'

I laughed at their faces and snapped a photo.