The Time Jerker

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Wow. We've come so far in these chapters. I just wanna thank y'all for taking your time and reading my Henry Danger story. It means SO much to me and i just love y'all. 

(platonically ofc)

*~~*-Man Cave-*~~*

'DAD! THE ALARM!' i shouted as the monitor beeped. 'ANGEL! SCHWOZ! THE ALARM!' Ray shouted as he ran into the sprocket and to the monitor. 'Oh my god!'

'You see Sector Eight-G!'

'Yeah!'

'I see and look at Transformer #128!'

'Ha! Ha! We got him!' My dad smiled as he got the Time Jerker's location. 'Hell yeah!' I yelled giving my dad and Schwoz a high five.

'What just happened..?' Henry asked in confusion as i turned to him. 'We just figured out the Time Jerker's location!'

'No way!'

'Way yes!'

'Ray. Guess what happened to me!' Charlotte beamed out excitedly. My dad waving her off 'Yeah..'

'How'd you guys pin point his location?' Henry asked popping a gumball in his mouth. 'See. When you use a time machine, it sucks down a massive amount of electricaty' Schwoz started.

'And the computer just picked up a major power suck. So! We triangulted the source and BOOM! We got his location!' I beamed out excitedly, chewing on a gumball.

'He's on top of the Swellview Clock Tower.' My dad told Henry as he took a gumball from his tube. 'I got into the Language Information and Math Problem!' Charlotte added in with a smile. 'Its really prestigious!'

'Come on, Kids. Its time we told the Time Jerker what time it is.' Ray smirked, ignoring Charlotte and walking to the tubes. I frowned at how ignorant he was being.

'Ha, yeah. Jail'O'Clock.' Henry chuckled. I raised an eyebrow and shook my head. 'Let's blow.'

'Charlotte, congrats on getting in LIMP' My dad looked at her as i wrapped my arms around Henry. 'Thanks, but its not called LIMP!' Charlotte said but was cut off when the tubed encased us.

'Up the tube!'

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'Well hello..Time Jerker.'

'Captain Man..his daughter and Kid Danger..' The Time Jerker smirked at the trio with a crazy stare. 'I had a feeling you'd find me..in time..'

'Oh. Is that how it is. You're The Time Jerker, so when you say things you use a bunch of puns about time and clocks, and stuff?' Kid Danger asked. 

'I'll answer that question..if you give me a minute.'

'Gah!' I groaned 'He did it again!' 'I heard. You know? We can make time puns too.' Captain Man spoke as i crossed my arms nodding. 'Hmm. I'd like to watch you do that.'

'You know, i'm gonna..i'm gonna punch the daylight savings time outta..you..' Captain Man spoke confidently, soon trailing off by how bad it sounds. 

'Oh. That was alarmingly bad.'

'Okay, Time Jerker. I see you walk the walk. But can you..tick the tock?' Kid Danger said as i cringed. oH my god

'That one was so awful. You deserve a time-out!' The Time Jerker snarled as i gritted my teeth. 'Damn it.'

'That's right. tomorrow? You two will be yesterday's news. For my patience with you as passed!'

'Oh my god.' 'he's great at that!'

'Okay. Maybe we're not great at coming up with time related puns' Captain Man started as i then spoke. 'But we can put you in jail!'

'Wait there, Captain Man.' The Time Jerker backed up as we tried to grab him. 'You see. I'm the one criminal in Swellview you can't capture. Because i'm simply leap through my time portal and go back to this morning, before you figured out where i was.'

'am.'

'will be.'

'UGH! You know what i mean!'

'Come one inch closer? I'll jump through.' The Time Jerker looked at me and my dad as we backed him up. 'You're not going anywhere near that time portal.' I gritted my teeth as he tried to go to the portal. 

Getting stopped by Kid Danger in the progress.

'Hey!' The Time Jerker stomped his foot but ran over to the other side. 'You get away from my time portal!' He growled as he held a heavy number in his hand

'Put down that nine.' 

'Its a six. And its made of thick. heavy. metal.'

'Why would we care what its made of.' My dad asked, while glaring at him. 'You'll care when i throw it at your dad with all my might.' 'Maybe you haven't heard. I'm handsome and indestructible.'

'Well. Kid Danger is neither.' The Time Jerker, responded as i gasped. 'Hey!' Me and Kid Danger both exclaimed. Us both blushing as we glanced at eachother. 

I cleared my throat as we looked at the villain.

'Dude!'

'Kid Danger!' I gasped, rushing over to Henry who bent over in pain. I gently grabbed his arm and looked at him. 'I'm..good..' He mumbled as i turned my head to look at my dad and The Time Jerker wrestling

'Girl Danger? Kid Danger? Little help here!' Captain Man grunted as he punched The Time Jerker in the face. 

I quickly pressed a kiss to Kid Danger's arm making him blush. Before we stormed over to my dad and the villain. 

Suddenly Kid Danger jumped onto The Time Jerker's back and wrestled with him untill he got loose and stumbled into the time portal. 

'KID!' My and my dad both yelled to grab him. But we were to late.

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'Well hello..Time Jerker.'

'W-What was that!' Captain Man looked over at Kid Danger as The Time Jerker suddenly fell to the floor from the heavy number. 'I'm in a hurry.' Kid Danger nodded and walked over to the machine.

'But you didn't let me do anything!' Captain Man whined as Kid Danger pressed some buttons. 'Who cares? I knocked out The Time Jerker'

'Well. What am i supposed to do now?'

'Just sit back.'

'What are you doing with that thing?' Captain Man looked at Kid Danger in confusion. Not knowing what to do.

'I'm gonna use it to fix all the stuff i screwed up.' Kid Danger nodded. 

'Well. I'M in charge!' Captain Man whined like a little child. pointing to his chest in the mean time. 'Fine. Why don't you pick a place for us to eat dinner.'

'Chinese food.'

'Cool. But first, i gotta go back in time. Right now, so i can answer your call in about 20 seconds.' Kid Danger spoke and jumped in the time portal.

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'Well hello..Time Jerker.' Captain Man growled as Kid Danger once again hit The Time Jerker with the six/nine haha sex number heavy number. Captain Man looked back at the kid in shock.

'Lets go get Jesse and get some chinese food.' Kid Danger patted Captain Man's shoulder before walking away. 'That's exactly what i was thinking!' Captain Man gasped before running after the kid.

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THERE! This chapter is also out! So. I'll be busy with Secret Beef and Henry's jelly. so i can post two on Saturday and two on sunday!

ENJOY!

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