My friend said this was Wattpad worthy. Blame them for this.

I cant live laugh love through this guys

-Construction crane being driven by plankton.
-SpongeBob birthday party at a picnic table.
-Plankton goes to wipe out the Krusty Krab with wrecking ball on crane.
-Patrick on the wrecking ball.
-The cake gets hit instead of the restaurant
-"Happy birthday SpongeBob!" Patrick drops off on top of the table.
-SpongeBob laughs.
-Patrick laughs.

Plankton gets hit with the wrecking ball as it whirls back around, and screams as he gets thrown into the chum bucket.

SpongeBob has a new cake brought out by sandy, candle lit on top. They start singing happy birthday.

"Happy birthday dear spo-"
"-how is there a candle under water?"

Record scratch. Everyone looks at Squidward talking, his arm wrapped around.. SQUILLIUM FANCYSON?!

"I thought you two hated each other!"

SpongeBob was smiling, bouncing on his feet. The two squids look at him, then each other.

"Yee haw! They had one of 'em enemies to lovers arcs!" Sandy, who was silent until now, pointed out.

"Oh! I know some people who love those!" SpongeBob exclaims, making eye contact with the camera and his face deadpanning. "...I'm keeping my eyes on you." Then instantly turns back to the party. The image zooms out as the song is finished, everyone clapping as the candle is blown out.

"Ah, yes, bikini bottom.. where sponges get birthday parties, and gay people exist." The narrator speaks, as the screen fades to credits using bubbles as a transition.