Really Mark? (adopted by Markiplier)

Because I Can

Today is one heap of excitement. I hit 300 reads, it's Mark's birthday, I'm wearing his limited addition shirt from about a month ago, it's the last day of Indy Popcon, and I have an idea for another story. So in honor of Mark, and you guys I will be writing some scenarios that are sure to make you laugh. 15 to be exact. Enjoy burritos.

1. Giant Problems
One Saturday morning you didn't exactly want to get out of bed, but the thing was, you were starving. It was currently one in the afternoon, but sleep was not an option for later in the day. You had to stay up for your second appearance on Late Night with Cry and Russ. Mark would probably make something for you, or so you thought.
You leapt off your bed your feet hanging off the sides. You still wore your clothing from yesterday night's birthday celebration, so you were good to go. You slumped down the stairs one step at a time waiting to know what you would be eating.
You saw no one in the kitchen making food, except only the girly screams coming from the recording room. You decided to teach him right, and bother him for food.
Opening the door he stopped everything to stare back at you. "Fe Fi Fo Fum." You began taking a step with every word. "I don't smell food, why is it not done?"
"Go make your own damn food!" He unpaused the game quite annoyed.

2. Overflow
You were known to take hour long showers, and this day you did. You promised Mark he could take one as soon as you got out, but he wasn't prepared for you to take your phone in the shower.
You were scrolling through Tumblr just seeing the random things people put on their accounts. You were currently on Smosh's Tumblr, and this one post just made you laugh so hard Mark realized you were still in the shower.
"Subnautica is different! The house is not supposed to be underwater!" You could barely hear him basically tell you to get out.
"Then how does Jack play?!"

3. Friendly Compi-Brit-tion
(I am partly British... So this makes sense to me.)
Yamimash had asked to play speed runners with you, Mark, and Minx. Today was the day you obliged, and logged on. You and Mark were the last ones on Skype recording, and you couldn't wait to kick some ass.
"Battle of the Brits, two have accents whilst one drinks tea more than she eats chocolate. And that's a lot, you know what I mean?" That was your intro, which Mark had to interrupt.
"Tell me about it." He scoffs.

4. Teriyaki Night
Mark and you have been bickering about what to eat for dinner ever since he came home from shopping. That just says you two had planned on doing nothing.
"I'm not cooking anymore!" Mark finally stands enough of arguing.
"Chinese it is! Call over the Big Bang Theory cast, we're doing a boatload of nothing!" You throw your hands up reaching for your phone.
"On second thought I'll just fix frozen pizza." Mark objects.
"Why not Chinese?" You pout.
"We had that yesterday. And the day before."

5. 1,2,7,11,9....
Mark was on the phone yet again with one of his friends planning things. All over again you witnessed drinks, people, and random mishaps for the umpteenth time.
One day you decided to complain about these affairs knowing your brain would fry from all these mishaps.
"Mark," you began getting his attention, "I can't tell you how many parties we've thrown. I've lost count."
"What have you been drinking?" Mark asks.

6. Whilst You're Gone
Mark was almost on his way out to going to the grocery store, but his mind was on your health. You guys had barely any food in your fridge, and you were both hungry. "Are you going to be fine not eating for a while?" He asks.
"I know how to cook, what do you think I watch on television when you're gone?"

7. Clean the Table
Again you two were hosting a party for another event of the year, and Mark was halfway up the stairs ready to ask you a favor. He pauses ready for the smack he would receive for being this type of father. "(Y/n)," he starts wary, "People are supposed to be over soon. Can you clean your room please?"
"Yes," you reply, "but I didn't think dinner was being hosted in my room."

8. Honestly
The two of you were doing a Q and A for your sixtieth video. You were reading your own question from Twitter that you thought Mark would sigh after answering. "Can I ask you a serious question?" Mark nods. "Why are you not running after your refrigerator? I just saw it fling itself out of the window a second ago." Mark looked extremely puzzled.
"It is running right?" You finally conclude.
"Now who asked that question?" Mark scrunched his face in confusion.
"I did."

9. What Do You Do?
You had watched Mark scramble through his closet on his birthday trying to find the pictures from his past to show to you. Of course he found a box that read "Apocalypse Preparations" before he found the picture box. You sigh when he checks his stock of ammo in the box only to comment on his actions.
"The apocalypse is a time for screaming uncontrollably, and what do you do? You prepare for it like a badass. Only the British do that."
"I don't see you doing this." Mark scoffs.

10. Eight Hours
You huff as soon as you open the door, and you don't bother to close it. Today was the first day of California school for you, and you made a new discovery you wanted to tell Mark. "I am not going to school, I am simply going to hell for eight hours, and then coming back only to find you have to venture back there the next day."
He only nodded, but he knew your pain because he closed the door for you.

11. Internet Sensation
You and Mark had just gotten home from Home Depot, and you got the greatest idea. "Can we name our plants?" You ask him. Mark looks up as if to say "hell no" and dips back down again to fill in a pot with mulch. "Felix does! Then again all he does is put Mister in front of a noun, and there you go, an Internet sensation!"

12. Break Fast
Today was one of those days where you had not intention of getting out of bed. Mark had already poured water on your head, and sat on the end of the bed for an hour. You were so tired you made him make breakfast for you. "Whisk me away into a pancake dream." You persuaded. "Go get me some breakfast mom!"

13. Noises
Again you were playing another gmod. Yamimash had agreed to play with you, but to his demise you had a question you always wanted to ask.
As you two were playing an FNAF map you popped the question. "Yami, have you ever considered being a full fledged moose?" You began making Aaron go silent. "I hear you make weird noises on a regular basis." He was still dumbfounded. "No? Well, I better complain to Mark."

14. Overprotective Song
~I have a phone, you do too. That does not permit you to text me. I'm on a date with a guy I really like. No, don't ask, I'm riding my bike.~

15. Chocolate Factory
Once again Mark had gone out shopping, and came back with a surprise. In one of the bags you spied a kit kat, but didn't know there was more than just one. Once you got your hands on the bag you couldn't be stopped. "Woah," you were surprised when you found out the truth. "You have more chocolate than Willy Wonka." You then carried the bag up to your room, but not before exclaiming "Now prepare to have none!"

Comment on which one is your favorite!