Formula 1 groupchat 🏎️

3.

A/n: for the sake of the story there are a few things that aren't true in real life but I will use them in this story:

- Mark, Jenson and Nico work full time for sky sports (so there at every gp weekend)

- Everybody lives in Monaco

- For texting you see the name like this and for talking like this

-For other languages I use translators so please correct me if it's wrong

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Kimi POV:

Mick asked me to pick him, Esteban and Lance up from the police office so now Seb and I are in my car driving there when Seb looks at his phone and starts talking.

Seb: Kimi?

Kimi: Yes Sebby.

Seb shows me the groupchat where Max asks 'why are Seb and Kimi together' I read it and looked at Sebs face. He looks stressed so i put his hand in mine and keep holding his hand during our drive.

Kimi: Listen to me rakas, I don't care if the grid knows or not. I also don't care if the world knows or not. As long as I have you by my side everything is okay for me. So we can tell the chat if your comfortable with sharing us. And if you don't feel comfortable we can wait.

Seb: That's sweet Schatz. Maybe we can pick Mick, Lance and Esteban  up and then we can invite the rest of the grid over to our house tomorrow for like a movie afternoon/ night accept if what those three did is unacceptable than that will have to wait for an other time.

Kimi: That's fine. But are you sure you want that I don't want to pressure you into telling the grid.

Seb: I'm 100% sure Schatz. Ich liebe dich (I love you).

Kimi: Than it is okay. Rakastan sinua Sebbie (I love you to Sebbie).

We arrived at the police office, but before Seb could leave the car I gave him a quick kiss. After I pulled away he smiled at me and we got out of the car. When we got the three boys out off their cell we brought them back to the car. When we were finally in  the car  I started the car and Seb started talking.

Seb: Can you guys please explain how the three of you ended up in the situation we are in right now?

Mick: Well I was walking around the paddock last weekend with Jenson and then he told me about a plan he made with some friends a few years ago. He told me that they would drive two cars in like a street race and when the cops would pull them over.

Seb: And the cop would say papers you would scream scissors and drive away the fastest you can?

Mick: Yes indeed how do you know that.

I chuckled knowing Seb was going to be RBR Seb if this story was true even more because I know who originally made this plan.

Seb pov:

I heard Kimi chuckle on my side and I gave him a threatening look.

Seb: Its okay now Mick JB should have never given you this idea.

Mick: You guys really aren't mad at me because I kinda deserve it.

Seb: No Micky everybody makes mistakes.

Kimi: This is just one time you don't even want to know how many times Seb or Max called me to pick one of them + friend(s) up form the police station.

I gave Kimi a little push while he gave me a I'm sorry look. I gave him a its okay look back.

Mick: Wait Seb in jail??

Seb: Yes I had some friends who got us all in trouble back in the day. But you three can say over at our place tonight .

Mick: Okay thanks Seb.

After hearing Mick reply I madly grabbed my phone out of my pocket.

-chaos squad-

Ferrari fucker: JENSON FUCKING BUTTON!!

#Blessed: Oh ow...

Multi21: What did you do JB.

El Plan: Does this have something to do with Mick, Lance and Este?

Ferrari fucker: YES JB GAVE THEM THE IDEA!

Britney: R.I.P Jenson Button 1980-2024.

Ferrari fucker: Schalt deinen Arsch online, Hurensohn. (Get your ass online, son of a bitch.)

Multi21: What?? Tell me what he's saying Nico.

Britney: Yea no, I'm not gonna repeat that. Lets just stay: JB GET ONLINE BEFORE SEB BECOMES RBR SEB AND HE ENDS YOU.

Princess JB: Hello guys how can I help y'all on this beautiful day?

Ferrari fucker: Did you tell the story about us 6 going to street race and when the cops pulled us over and asked us our papers: Lewis would sit in the back, I would scream scissors and you would drive off and in the other car Nando would sit in the back, Nico would scream scissors and Mark would drive off.

Princess JB: Look I told them the story but not who did what back in the day and I only told him that he should try it with some friends.

#Blessed: Oh my lord Jense.

Britney: You do have a dead wish.

Multi21: 🍿.

El plan: Give me some.

Britney: Can I also get some please Mark 🥺.

Multi21: Of course you two can get some here *hands popcorn*.

Britney: Thanks 🍿.

Ferrari fucker: I SWEAR TO GOD JENSON IF I FIND YOU I KILL YOU MYSELF

Nico pov:

I was in bed laughing about everything that happend in the chat on when I got a other text.

- sky trio-

Mark: Jense your dead mate. Seb is gonna murder you.

JB: Yea...

Nico: Mate what did you think.

JB: I don't know

Mark: Listen Nic, JB didn't think because he doesn't have braincells.

Nico: Don't call me Nic

Nico: But your right.

JB: You guys are aware of the fact that I'm in this chat?

Mark: Jup and sorry Nico.

Nico: It's alright

JB: Can I hide somewhere like at someones house or something?

Nico: Nope I have company so I can't use you in my house I'm sorry.

Mark: You can come to me but you take your own drinks and you go home before 12 pm because I don't need a sleepover.

JB: Thanks Mark ur the best

JB: Nico did I miss out on some gossip...

Nico: What do you mean??

Mark: You said 'I have company so I can't use you in my house'

Nico: Mark mate you know who I have over so stop pretending like you don't know it.

JB: MARK WILL YOU TELL ME??

Mark: Nope I swore secrecy to Nico. Sorry mate.