Re:Zero Life In Another World As The King Of Curses

The Curse

As everyone waited for your answer you finally responded.

(Y/N): uh can I be a full time guest here? Oh also could you teach me how to read and write?

Roswaal: Mmmmyyyy oohh mmmyyy such siimmmpllle requests you two have. But granted.

Subaru: Wait minute! Can I get a redo? I didn't even think about that!

Roswaal: Sssoorrrryy but noooo redos. mister Natuki-kun. Now Ram, Rem?

Rem and Ram: yes Roswall-sama?

Roswaal: Please takeee ouurrr Newww butler to dressing room and show our dearrrrrr Gueeesstt Y/N-kun around the mansion.

Ram and Rem: Yes Roswaal-sama.

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As we made it to the dressing room to find a butler uniform for Subaru. Apparently none of them fit him and weirdly only the maid outfits fit him. Thought for some reason Emilia was with us.

Emilia: is there really nothing that can fit Subaru here?

(Y/N): besides the maid outfits.

Subaru: why do the only the girly stuff fit me?

Rem: our deepest apologies sir. I mean, Subaru.

You crossed your arms "No kun at the end?" It felt like there was some kind of a weird glitch in the system as normally you remembered her only saying the word kun at the end of his name everytime.

Even though you didn't mind if you get called kun by her though.

Ram: our deepest apologies sir. I mean, Barusu.

Subaru: hey Ram... did you just turn my name to a cursed word?

(Y/N) Pfft. You almost laughed at that but Subaru heard you.

Subaru: HEY Y/N DON'T LAUGH AT THAT.

Rem smacked Subaru at the side of the head.

Rem: Subaru, you can't raise your voice at a guest like that.

Subaru: OH so it's okay for Ram to change my name like that. but I can't defend myself when someone is laughing at me?

Ram: it's mere name, If you can't handle someone calling you a different name. Then It shows your mature you are. Barusu.

Subaru: YOU JUST SAID IT AGAIN!

Ram ignored him and looked at her sister.

Ram: Rem, do you notice anything when looking at Burusu ridiculous appearance?

Rem: his shoulders are shaped funny, his legs are short, and his scary eyes?

Subaru: TWO OF THOSE THINGS I CAN'T I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT!

You managed to keep your laughter in. As you were also lucky that you didn't choose to be a butler.

Ram: we can't allow you to work here in a shady-looking attire. People would question Roswaal-sama dignity. Let us alter the jacket at least.

"What she says has some logic. But for a guy that is dressed as a clown dose he really have any dignity?"

Emilia: Alright I gotta go study for the royal selection. I'll see you guys later. Also good luck on your work Subaru.

Subaru: Yeah leave it to me Emilia-tan

You wanted to leave and go back to your room so you could read the Scroll that held some more secrets techniques, but you had no idea on where the room was because this mansion was too large for you to remember your way in it.