Deadly Matrimony: Tiffany Valentine x Male Reader

Chapter 4: Improvising.

(The scene opens with (Y/N) sitting at the kitchen table, reading "Voodoo for Dummies". Chucky walked out of the bathroom, with Tiffany following close behind. Tiffany sits next to (Y/N), and Chucky climbs onto the counter.)

Chucky: Face it, (Y/N). You need me. Otherwise, you're stuck like this for good.

(Y/N): Fuck off. I don't need you. I'll look it up myself.

Chucky: Oh, go head. Chapter eleven. Page two-seventeen.

(Y/N) turns the pages of the book until he got to the page Chucky said.)

(Y/N): The heart of Damballa. What's that?

Chucky: An amulet! We need it to transfer our souls into human bodies.

(Y/N): Okay. And where the hell is it?

Chucky: I was wearing it around my neck the night those bastards gunned me down.

(Chucky holds up a newspaper clipping with a picture of his human body dead. He was wearing the heart of Damballa and holding a Good Guy doll.)

Chucky: It was buried with my corpse in Hackensack, New Jersey.

(Y/N): All right, let's go.

Chucky: Oh! Sure, I'll steer, and you and Tiffany can work the pedals. We're dolls, you dope!

(Y/N) was gonna argue back, but an idea pops into his head.)

(Y/N): I think I know how we can get to Jersey.

(The scene cuts to Jesse's trailer where he's making himself a sandwich while on the phone.)

Jesse: I don't get it. Why don't you just mail the dolls?

(Y/N): These dolls are very special.

(Jesse sits down and takes a bite of his sandwich.)

Jesse: (mouth full) What do you mean, "special"?

(Y/N): I mean, there's five hundred bucks in it for you if you get 'em there by tomorrow. No questions asked.

(Jesse looks over at a picture of Jade. (Y/N) is seen on the phone while Chucky in the background drinks out of a fish bowl.)

(Y/N): I'd do it myself, but I have to take care of my brother, who's mentally incapacitated.

Jesse: Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it. But I want a thousand.

(Y/N): Okay, Jess, I can give you half now, and my friend in Jersey will give you the rest. The key is under the mat.

(Y/N) is seen dyeing his hair to (H/C). (Y/N) washes the dye out of his hair, with the bath water he died in. When he was done (Y/N) walked out of the bathroom and to his room. (Y/N) takes off his jacket and tie. He places his jacket on his bed and throws his tie across the room, he did the same to his waistcoat. (Y/N) unbuttoned his shirt and pulled it off. (Y/N) goes to his bedside table and pulls out a tattoo gun. The next thing you know, (Y/N) starts to give himself tattoos. When (Y/N) finishes the front of his body and his arms, he turns to Tiffany.)

(Y/N): You mind getting my back?

Tiffany: Sure.

(Y/N) gives Tiffany the tattoo gun and turns away from her.)

(Y/N): If you need a reference, you know where my body is.

Tiffany: No need. I have your body memorized.

(After Tiffany finished, (Y/N) puts on his shirt and tucks it into his pants. (Y/N) buttons up his shirt leaving the top button open. (Y/N) puts his jacket on and walked out of his room, leaving his tie and waistcoat behind. (Y/N) lights a cigarette and takes a drag.)