Deadly Matrimony: Tiffany Valentine x Male Reader

Chapter 7: Domestic and Deadly.

(The scene opens with a cleaning lady poking her head into the motel room.)

Maid: Yoo-hoo! Anybody here? Housekeeping!

(The cleaning lady enters the room with her cart of cleaning supplies.)

Maid: (sighs) Hello? Housekeeping. (sarcastically) Joy to be here.

(The cleaning lady gets some supplies from her cart as she steps on glass.)

Maid: Okay. Oh, my goo-

(The cleaning lady looks down and sees a broken champagne bottle, broken glass, and a red liquid that she assumed was champagne or wine.)

Maid: (chuckles) Newlyweds. What the heck went on here?

(As the cleaning lady turned around with her cleaning supplies in hand. She sees the dead bodies of Russ and Diane in the bed with shards of glass all over their bodies. The cleaning lady lets out a scream of terror. As she continues to scream, Jesse and Jade rush in from the adjoining room. As Jesse and Jade enter, they see the bodies, and Jesse screams in fear, and Jade covers her mouth, preventing herself from throwing up.)

(The scene cuts to Jesse and Jade rushing out of their motel room, Jesse was carrying their luggage and Chucky while Jade carried Tiffany and (Y/N). They toss their stuff into the back of the van and rushed to the front. Jesse jumps in and quickly unlocks the door for Jade. Jade hops in while looking spooked.)

Jade: Oh, I can't do this.

Jesse: What?

Jade: I-I can't go with you, Jesse. Not anymore.

Jesse: (sighs) Oh, man, I'm glad you said that first.

(Jade looks at him confused.)

Jade: Why?

Jesse: Jade, this is too much for me. I love you. I will always love you. But there is a limit to how much I can take.

Jade: Would you please stop taking to me like I'm the one who's crazy? You're the crazy one! You're the mass murderer!

Jesse: You mean "multiple murderer".

Jade: So you admit it?

Jesse: No, I don't!

Jade: I can't take this shit anymore!

(Suddenly, David shows up and knocks on Jade's window, making her scream out in shock.)

(The scene cuts to Jesse driving down the freeway with David in the back of the van sitting next to the dolls.)

David: Anyway, the thing that struck me was how sure you both sounded. And to me, that meant one of three things.

(David starts counting on his fingers.)

David: One of you is lying, both of you are wacko, or both of you are wrong. Add to that the fact that I know you both better than anybody else, and I've never seen either of you so much as hurt a fly, and I've concluded that what we have here is a terrible misunderstanding.

(David sniffs the air in the van.)

David: Do you guys smell something in here?

(Y/N) and Tiffany look at each other with knowing looks.)

Jesse: Okay, for the sake of argument, if it wasn't you and it wasn't me, then who else would want to kill Warren and Needlenose?

Jade: And those people from last night.

David: You're assuming Warren's dead. He's only missing.

(Jade bites her nail.)

Jade: You're suggesting that Warren-