Stars From Tears: A Stolitz Fanfiction

Failures

Blitz wakes up to the M&M's yelling at him

Moxxie: WAKE UP SIR!

Mille: Blitz wake up.

Blitz: I'm up you dickheads

Moxxie: finally we have a client.

Blitz: ok Give me a minute.

Moxie: Sir we don't have a-

Blitz: I said give me a fucking minute!

Mille: ok Blitz

The M&M's leave and Blitz sighs and looks at his phone and sees a text and a missed call from Stolas

Blitz: blushes blushes* what does this bird want now

He decides to check before going to work

Stolas: Hello Blitzy I would like to speak to you. Can we talk in two days?

Oh shit, what does he want? He could end I.M.P. with a simple word. Blitz rubs this off and runs off to greet the client

Client: Fucking finally what took you idiots so long

Blitz: Fuck off *pulls out gun*

Client: ok whatever

Mille: howdy who do you want us to kill

Client: Some idiot who screwed me over

Blitz: OK we'll do it

Client: Thank you

I.M.P goes to do it thing

Blitz: Whoo what a great day of killing!

Millie: yeah B!

Moxxie: It was fine

Loona: Are you guys done?

Blitz: Awww! My Loona what's the matter?

Moxxie: uh sir

Blitz what moxxie?

Millie: Look around B.

Blitz: why?

Blitz looks around and sees I.M.P a mess

Blitz: What happened here?

Loona: I don't know some sinners just came and trashed the place.

Blitz: Wow everyone go home

Millie: Blitz-

Blitz: EVERYONE GO HOME NOW!

Millie: ok B

M&M leaves and Loona takes the keys

Loona: are you ok Blitz?

Blitz: Yes Loona.

Loona: ok.

Loona leaves and Blitz breaks down

Blitz: all my work ruined.

Blitz opens his phone and calls Stolas