When He's Drunk

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Sal - Sal is a very touchy drunk.
"Let me get you home babe!" Sal said as his hand found your ass and he kissed your neck.
"Sal!" You said as you blushed furiously. He always has his hand on your bum, or around your waist or he'll be giving you kisses.

Q - Q is a goofy drunk.
"Brian." You sighed as you tugged on his shirt. "You're completely wasted. I think it's time we go!" You shouted over the music, but Q just looked at you and shook his head quickly with a big goofy grin on his face.
"No doll! We're having fun! I'm fine!" He slurred as he spilt his drink on the floor. After coming back from the bathroom a few minutes later, you found Q stood on one of the tables dancing.

Joe - Joe doesn't drink.

Murr - Murr is a very giggly drunk.
"Darling! -" He laughed pointing at the cocktails menu. "This ones called Sex on the Beach!" He burst into a fit of laughter at the name.

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