Sal - "Let's go home Y/N and have some fun." Sal slurs cheekily. You've lost count of how many, very strong, alcoholic drinks Sal's had since you arrived at the club and now he was very drunk. You didn't mind because when he was drunk, you found him even more hot than usual, and he was definitely demanding.
Sal quickly paid the bartender for your drinks.
"Sir that's way too much! -" The bartender said in surprise.
"Just keep it bud - " Sal slurred. "I have more important matters to attend to..." He continued with a wink in your direction, before slapping you on the bum, hard.
Q - "Behave Brian!" You said with a giggle as his hands kept finding their way onto your body.
"Well hurry up so that we can go home. I want you." He whispered huskily in your ear. You two were currently at the grocery store, picking food for tonight's dinner.
Q kept stealing kisses from you every few minutes and as you turned around to pick up some pasta, he slapped your bum.
You rolled your eyes with a smile, knowing that he was going to keep on annoying you until you both got home and he could finally have his way with you.
Joe - You and Joe were out walking your dog, 'Gnocchi'. You were holding the leash in one hand and Joe's hand in the other.
As you entered the park you unclipped Gnocchi's leash and watched as he ran off near the bushes, just as you were about to turn around you felt Joe slap your bum.
"Joe!" You said in surprise.
"Sorry sweetheart, I just couldn't help it." He said innocently as he went to slap it again.
"Ah! Don't think so mister..." You said as you quickly sat down on the park bench. He sighed before sitting down beside you and wrapping his arm around your shoulders.
"So you're going to make me wait are you?" He asked.
"I don't know what you're talking about Joe." You said innocently, as you kept your eyes fixed on Gnocchi, Joe laughed heartedly.
"Just wait until we get home -" He said huskily to you, before standing up and walking over to the food trailer.
Murr - "James!" You said in shock as he had just slapped you on the bum, in front of your families.
"What? I couldn't help it." He said with a smirk. You loved how he was very comfortable with your family, but as you looked around and noticed that some of your relatives were pretending not to notice what he had just done, whilst others were winking and wolf-whistling at you, you glared at him playfully and said: "Maybe you're a bit too comfortable around my family."
"You wouldn't have me any other way." Murr replied with a smirk.
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FanfictionThis book includes: ~ Sal ~ Q ~ Joe ~ Murr
