(A separating chapter between batch 1 and 2: some random things)
If the video doesn't work it's by kaeya des on YT: "Genshin Impact TikTok Compilation that take up 99% of my brain"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4OgOlP84I
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Genshin characters in Among Us:
Zhongli: *Dies*
Zhongli: It was Childe
Childe: What? I didn't kill you, that wasn't me!
Everyone: *votes Childe*
Childe was an impostor
Childe: OK but I didn't kill him
Childe: It was Signora
Signora: You little-
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Sigewinne: What's the tea, sis?
Wriothesley: If you like, I've got Green, peppermint, lemon and ginger, chamomile, darjeeling--
Wriothesley: Oh
Sigewinne: . . .
Wriothesley: Oh you meant
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Albedo: *at the Cat's Tail*
Diona: *making drinks with all kinds of ingredients*
Albedo: Have you ever considered alchemy?
(THE ALCHEMICAL ASCENSION QUEST STARTED A FEW DAYS AFTER I WROTE THIS)
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Kaveh: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Alhaitham: No.
Alhaitham: Stop crying, Archon's sake.
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Unoriginal Incorrect Quotes:
Scaramouche: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Heizou: Not if they consent to it
Xiao: It depends who you're stabbing
Kazuha: ...YES?!
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Lyney: The stars are beautiful tonight
Lynette: Yes, they are
Lyney: Do you know who else is beautiful?
Lynette: Who?
Lyney: The traveller
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Tartaglia: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Lumine: Nope, there's 26
Tartaglia: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T
Lumine: That's 25...
Tartaglia: You'll get the D later ;)
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Alhaitham: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Tighnari: What's up your ass this morning?
Kaveh: *walks in* Hey.
Tighnari : Hmm... nevermind
Alhaitham: *spits out tea*
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Furina: Look at the buns on that guy!
Wriothesley: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Neuvilette: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Furina: I'm not going back to jail!
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Jean: If you had to choose between all the money I have in my wallet or Kaeya, which would you choose?
Diluc: How much money do you have in your wallet?
Jean: 20 mora
Diluc: I'll take the money
Kaeya: DILUC!
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