"There are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world."
"These are their problems."
The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office. The boys follow while wiping their hands clean from blood.
Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
Luke: Combined with the bears and mountain lions.
Osric: Still, it was fun.
Vicious: Definitely would go again.
Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.
Millie: (yells) I'm still so jazzed up!
She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, (points finger guns) babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to OZZIE'S in the Lust Ring!
Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.
Millie: (gasps) OZZIE'S?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin.
Blitzo: (groans) Ugh, can you two not? (To the others) So, I guess it's just us then?
Vicious: Sorry, Blitzo. I'm actually going to OZZIE'S myself with Verosika. Personal invite from the big guy, himself.
Luke: Nice! Ozzie's a great guy.
Osric: I need to run a couple errands for Stolas, and later double check my appointment with Carmilla Carmine.
Blitzo: Still on that?
Osric: Overlords are stuck-ups who need multiple weeks ahead of time to have even a messily appointment.
The boss imp then looks over at the hounds, and Luke already responds with his answer.
Luke: Sorry, can't do.
Blitzo: Oh, come on!
Luke: I need to help finish some stuff at the hotel. And later on, I'm meeting Loona at the Gluttony Ring for a party Vortex invited us to.
Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?
Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.
Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzo: Uh huh!
Moxxie: Just us.
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One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)
FanfictionThere are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world. Luke Morningstar works at his family's hotel to rehabil...
