🟢calumhood
active nowcalumhood:
did you make it back safe?
noah??
noahhhhh
it's been 7 hours I'm getting worried
please let me know if you're okay
noahnoahbeaumont:
oh my god yes sorry
my phone died on the plane and then I got side tracked
sorry I'm safe
you care about meeeeecalumhood:
dude I was literally searching online for news of plane crashes
I'm relievednoahbeaumont:
you're sweet
awcalumhood:
oh stop
I just want another season of hell bent that's allnoahbeaumont:
dick headcalumhood:
:)
how was your flight?noahbeaumont:
eh, it was fine
I slept basically the whole timecalumhood:
and did you dream about me?noahbeaumont:
no actually
I dreamt about lukecalumhood:
byenoahbeaumont:
lolcalumhood:
did you actually?noahbeaumont:
no!!
it was ashtoncalumhood:
okay we're done herenoahbeaumont:
IM KIDDING
I dreamt about eating a giant chocolate cake in a tree house filled with little squirrels and bunnies that talked to me
it was so dopecalumhood:
sounds dopenoahbeaumont:
what have you been up to today cal?calumhood:
honestly nothing
everyone is busy so I'm a little lonely
you should come overnoahbeaumont:
it's 1:00 am brocalumhood:
and?noahbeaumont:
I'm not coming over at 1:00 am on a wednesdaycalumhood:
noah
come on don't be lamenoahbeaumont:
I'm an old lady, I don't usually leave the house after 8calumhood:
how old are you actually
jesus I should've asked that earliernoahbeaumont:
I'm 16
oopscalumhood:
shut the fuck up
oh my godnoahbeaumont:
lol im 24
I like to fuck with youcalumhood:
my stomach just fell out of my assnoahbeaumont:
sorry!!!
you're 28 right?calumhood:
yeah
is that too old for you?noahbeaumont:
no
the oldest I would date is probably like 40calumhood:
40?? girl that's crazynoahbeaumont:
girl older guys are hotcalumhood:
am i too young for you?noahbeaumont:
no
im not saying that younger guys aren't hot
you're definitely hotcalumhood:
okay, then come over??noahbeaumont:
are you just trying to get in my pants?calumhood:
no!
noah yes, i think you're hot but i seriously mean it when i say that i'm genuinely interested in you
you're hilarious and so talented and i'd really just like to get to know you morenoahbeaumont:
aw that was really sweet
but i feel like i should tell you that im not looking for a real relationship
my life is really hecticcalumhood:
ohh
well neither am i so that's cool
i'm on the road all the time so i can't really put in the time eithernoahbeaumont:
okay cool
I'm glad we're in the same boat
so we're friends!calumhood:
yeahhhh friends
love thatnoahbeaumont:
you don't wanna be friends with me?calumhood:
I don't know if I can just be friends with a girl that looks the way you donoahbeaumont:
oh
maybe friends that flirt?calumhood:
maybe friends that kiss?noahbeaumont:
lol
it's late cal, I'm gonna hit the hay
good nightcalumhood:
good night noah
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Fanfictioncalum wants noah to be his girl. noah wants no commitment. everyone can't get what they want. who wins?