[Interupted by two sudden yells, Tai Lung turns around and, to his confusion, sees a panda and a blue hedgehog standing there. Po was struggling to catch his breath as his hands were on his knees and Sonic was comforting him.]
Po: [Out of breath] Huff... huff... huff... Stairs... huff...
Sonic: Okay, Po. Just breath. In and out.
[Tai Lung stares at the panda and the hedgehog while having Shifu still in his grip.]
Tai Lung: Um... who are you two?
Sonic: Tai Lung, you are face to face with your biggest challenge.
Po: Yeah, because... buddy... we... are the Dragon Warriors. [Takes a kung fu position... only to go back to his breathing with his hands on his knees again. He exhales hard] Huhhh...
Sonic: Please exuces him. He hates stairs because they tire him out. [Chuckles nervously]
[Incredulous, Tai Lung is in amused disbelief and confusion.]
Tai Lung: You two?! [Chuckles] Really? Them?! They're the Dragon Warriors? [To Shifu, who he casts aside.] They're a panda and a hedgehog. [Back to Po and Sonic] You two are a panda and a hedgehog. [To Po] What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me? [Chuckles]
Po: Don't tempt me. Haha. Now, I'm gonna use [Holds out the Dragon Scroll] this! Haha! So, You want it?
Sonic: Then come and get it.
Tai Lung: As you wish...
[But before Po or Sonic could react, Tai Lung punched Po in the face away, causing him to knock the scroll out of his grip and send him back. Po bounces off a nearby pillar as Tai Lung grabs the scroll.]
Tai Lung: Finally! AH!
[But before he could open it, Po came back and slammed back into Tai Lung with his belly, sending him flying back and crashing into a column and the scroll landed back in Po's hands. When Tai Lung made contact with the pillar, pieces of debris fell on him as he shook them off, recovering and was astonished as he stared at Po in confusion. Surprised that he had actually landed a blow, Po puts on a brave face and strikes a pose while making a weird sound while Sonic stands his ground, ready for a fight.]
Sonic: [Did a beckoning sign] Your move, kitty.
[Everything seemed to go in slow motion. Tai Lung regained his senses and charged at the Po and Sonic on all fours as his claws created sparks on the floor. Their eyes widened in fear as they turned to run.]
Po: [Slow-mo] Whoa...
Sonic: [Slow-mo] Oh, sweet, honey, iced tea!
[Now in normal motion. Tai Lung quickly catches up and pushes them both out of the Jade Palace as they are all sent flying out of the palace and towards the arena. Po nearly loses the scroll but still clings to it, Tai Lung growls in frustration while Po chuckles awkwardly. Suddenly, Tai Lung knees Po towards the building's roof and punches Sonic toward the top of the stairs. Po bounced off it and landed in the tree outside the arena. Tai Lung charged at Po, ready to kick him, but Po got off, causing the tree to snap back upwards as Tai Lung saw it coming. The tree knocks Tai Lung away and he lands on the roof and quickly resumes his attack. Sonic leaps and performs a spinning roundhouse kick with his right leg to Tai Lung but the leopard blocks his attack, grabs his leg, and throws him to Po, sending them both tumbling down as he chases after them.]
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Kung Fu Panda and Hedgehog
ActionA lazy, slacker, clumsy, overweight Panda, named Po, spends his time working at his goose father's noodle restaurant in the Valley of Peace along with his cocky, quick-witted, thrill-seeker, and sometimes sarcastic best friend and brother, Sonic the...
