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Salary Expected ______________.
बहुत देर तक सोचने के बाद उसने लिखा "Yes"
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Question :-What is love and explain in details ? ( 16 marks)
Answer:
Arts Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 5 out of 16 )
Law Student......
Answer : Love is pain.
( marks : 5 out of 16 )
Medical Student......
Answer : Love is god
( marks : 5 out of 16 )
Engg Student........
Answer :
.
.
.
.
.
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 16 out of 16 )
Excellent !!
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NOTE :-
Don't ask engg students ,
They can stretch any thing for 16 marks !
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funny quotes n jokes
فكاهةjust a collection of some funny quotes n jokes....marathi hindi n english...not created by me...just posting those which I found from various sources like whatsapp or facebook
