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mk pov

so uh.. im riding a bike like pretty far... i only buy drugs to sell, yaknow. i smoke a lil bita weed and im feeling silly! and i just stopped my bike.. yaknow, cuz i got to where the customer is. "sooo.. you wanted ALL of my weed and 2 bottles of pills.." i asked him. "no, i said 3 you doofus!" shouted duncan. "okay... i will give you threeeeeeee!" i say, slurring my words, and giving him 4 bottles. "i said THREE!" he shouts even louder, and grabs three from my hand.. bit rudeeee! but hes my cousin.. i sold him like.. 1000000 grams of weed in the past.. or something.. but nooooowww! i sold him like.. 3 bottles of pills and all of my weed! i have like 2 bottles of pills left and a bit of cocaine now.. oh and i canttt forget about the $400 i just made! thats what aloooot of weed can get you.. so i stumble back to my bike... and i see a shut bottle of some kind of alcohol right next to it. i take it! why wouldnt i? alcohol is scrumptious. i start biking away, but its hard becuz my arm still hurts, from when i fell out of julies window and saw my father! i thiiiiinkk that he threw something at me.. i dunnnooooo! on the way back i chug alot of the alcohol that i found and.. DAYUM that is strong! it takes a while, and i pass some FINEE girls! remind me of julie.. speaking of julie! i get back to julies and try to climb through her window.. i baaaaaaarely make it! but i still do! she takes the alcohol off of me and starts shouting at me for nooooo reason! "MK YOU SOLD 350 GRAMS OF WEED AND 3 PILL BOTTLES TO YOUR COUSIN, FOUND A FULL BOTTLE OF 65% ALCOHOL. DRANK IT, AND TO TOP THAT OFF YOU SNUCK OT AT 2AM TO DO ALL OF THIS! ARE YOU CRAZY!?" "no! im not craaaaaaaaayzeeee! im trying to impress youuuuu!" i drunkly muttered.. im not very smart when im drunk!

A/N IM SORRY ITS SHORT! I ONLY HAD ONE IDEA FOR THIS BUT I FEEL LIKE THIS IDEA NEEDS TO BE JULIAS POVVV (she kinda deserves it tho, i always give mk like 800 words and i give her like 400 LMAO)

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