Infected and Unpleasant being friends for like 28 seconds.
Unpleasant's POV:
I was humming my way out of the apartment when I saw it. I saw him. HE WAS SMOKING!
"YOU GODDAMN SMOKER!" I yell, making him jump and turn to me.
Infected's POV:
"Wanna join?" I ask like a goddamn idiot. "WHY NOT MOTHERFUCKER!" She ran over to me and snatched a cigarette.
"Dumbass." I say, rolling my eyes. "Kys" She responds, lighting the cigarette and taking a puff.
"So how are you and that lamp boy doing?" She asks me, catching my attention. "Meh, pretty good bruh. He's been a funny guy to hang around." I say, crushing my finished cigarette.
"Isn't he a fucking germaphobe? How the hell you plan on fucking with him if he refuses to get dirty?!" She says, holding the cigarette between to fingers.
"Just you watch, imma make it happen." I say with a smirk, lighting another cigarette.
"50 bucks you can't do it." "Bet, cat eater." "Bet."
| AND MY LAZY ASS ENDS IT! |
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FanfictionTHIS WILL HAVE CURSING IN LIKE EVERY ONESHOT, AND MAY CONTAIN SMUT!! Basically, I'm bored, need ideas, and want something to do! Soooooo, please request!
