A/N: Random idea I got while scrolling Pinterest, please don't hate me 🤣
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Blitzø was sat at his desk when his phone buzzed. He picked it up, seeing a text from Stolas.
Stolas: Goodnight, Blitzy 😈❤️
Blitzø made a frustrated noise as he retyped one word a million different times. Gorjus, Georgus, giorgus, gorgus?
Moxxie was just getting a drink from the breakroom when suddenly Blitzø bursts in. "Moxxie, quick, how do you spell gorgeous!?"
"Uhm...what?" Moxxie says, confused.
"Oh for fuck's sake, Moxxie, help me here!" Blitzø exclaimed, frustrated.
"Alright, G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S." Moxxie says with a sigh. "And I know what I'm getting you for Sinsmas this year."
"What?" Blitzø asks.
"A dictionary!" Moxxie snapped.
"Ha! You said dick!" Blitzø says before heading back to his office.
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Meanwhile, Stolas was getting paranoid because Blitzø hadn't responded yet. The prince stared at the three dots on the screen in utter terror, until suddenly they disappeared, replaced a moment later by a reply.
Blitzø: gudnite, gorgeous 😘
Stolas couldn't fight the ridiculous grin on his face. Fuck, he has it bad for his little imp...
Stolas: Dream of me, my darling Blitzy? 🥺
Blitzø: I do dat alredy ❤️
Stolas: You do?! 😍😍😍
Blitzø: Yea, cowch stil stiky 😉
Stolas: I don't understand...
Stolas: oh...
Stolas: OH!
Blitzø: 😈
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A/N: LOL I don't know what this was, and I did my best to still incorporate Blitzø's typos and bad spelling 🤣 seriously, wtf was this? 🤣🤣🤣
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