Stolitz Oneshots

😽 Pride Month Special 🏳️‍🌈

A/N: I am SOOOO fucking late with this OMG

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Blitzø reached over and smashed the alarm clock with a groan, almost immediately settling his head back against the pillows. He heard Stolas chuckle sleepily, the owl draping an arm over his waist.

"Someone didn't get their beauty sleep..." Stolas chuckled, earning a tired huff from the imp who rolled over and buried his face in Stolas' fluff.

"Can we just stay in bed all day, Stolz?" Blitzø mumbled softly, playing with the owl's feathers.

"We're going to a parade with Octavia and Loona today, remember?" Stolas reminds him, absentmindedly running his fingers up and down the soft spikes along Blitzø's back.

"Shit, I completely forgot!" The imp was suddenly awake, jumping of bed do quick he nearly fell flat on his face, which made Stolas chuckle softly. Blitzø went over to their shared wardrobe, finding a pink, yellow, and blue striped shirt he'd gotten specifically for this event, and a simple pair of blue jeans, which he laid out sloppily on an arm chair.

Stolas stretched his long limbs as he much more calmly stepped out of bed, doing his usual morning routine of taking a nice bath, which of course Blitzø joined him in, and then once they were both dried off, Stolas opened the closet and pulled out a gorgeous silk dress shirt which was striped in soft hues of seafoam green and powder blue, which he paired with a pair of black dress pants.

The pair headed downstairs, finding Octavia and Loona waiting on the couch. Via was wearing a purple, white, grey, and black striped T-shirt with a grey hoodie and purple beanie hat. Loona wearing her usual top paired with a pink, purple, and blue miniskirt.

"Alright, girls. Let's have some breakfast, then we'll hit the road!" Blitzø says, heading into the kitchen deadset on some pancakes.

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When they arrived at the place where the parade was starting, Blitzø immediately spotted Fizz with Asmodeus, talking to Barbie Wire. The three imps shared an excited group hug, since they hadn't seen each other in a while.

"Fuck, Blitzø. You need to visit more often, you little shit!" Barbie says, smiling a rare genuine smile. "Verosika, get over here, bitch!"

Verosika rushed over from where she was chatting with one of her incubus friends, slinging an arm over her girlfriend's shoulder. "Hey, Blitzø. Haven't seen you in a while."

"Oh, been busy with royal life and killing people is all." Blitzø says, taking Stolas' hand in his, enjoying the feeling of the owl's wedding band against his fingers.

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me." Ozzie says, looking at someone in the crowd.

"What is it?" Fizz asks, he couldn't see over the people in front of them due to his smaller height.

"Mammon." Ozzie says, letting Fizz up onto his shoulder. The imp saw the sin of Greed in his usual outfit, but it was now Purple, grey, black, and white instead of it's usual colors. "Hopefully he keeps his distance. Would hate to cause a scene at such a sacred event."

A little while later, Ozzie found Lucifer in the parade, wearing a suit with shades of pink, yellow and blue throughout it instead of his usual red. He was accompanied by Charlie and Vaggie, each wearing the color of their respective pride flags, and there were some sinners with them whom Ozzie didn't recognize.

"Hi, Uncle Ozzie!" Charlie says excitedly, she loved seeing her sin family, they had practically helped raise her after all.

"Hi, Apple Seed!" Ozzie says happily, picking Charlie up in a brief hug. "Who are your friends here again? I'm sorry, it's been quite a while since I saw you all last."

"Oh, this is Husk and Angel Dust, they're dating now! And then Cherri Bomb, Nifty, and Alastor!" Charlie says happily, her smile huge.

"Pleasure to see you again, my dark lord." Alastor said, extending a hand to Asmodeus. The red haired demon was wearing purple, black, and grey instead of his signature red, and he had a seemingly permanent smile on his face. "Who is this little creature?"

"Oh, this is Fizz. My husband." Ozzie says, pressing his head against Fizz's and earning a silly chuckle from the imp.

"Isn't that sweet?" Alastor said, and Lucifer smacked his ankle with his cane. "Ow!"

"Told you to behave, my dear." Lucifer says, and Ozzie couldn't help his chuckle.

"And if I don't?" Alastor whispered, his smile tight.

"Then I'll have to just show you how to behave later." Lucifer says with a wry smile, and immediately Alastor shut up. Ozzie thought the whole thing was hilarious.

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Elsewhere in the crowd, Vox groaned in exhaustion as Valentino and Velvette practically dragged him through the parade.

"This is ridiculous." Vox says, folding his arms in front of his chest. His usual colors scheme of red and blue was now replacing with pink, purple, and blue, and to be honest he wasn't hating it.

"Come on, Voxxy. Just enjoy yourself a little!" Val says, a giddy smile on his face as he walked with his wings fully spread. He had colored them pink, yellow, and blue for the parade, and he was wearing a very revealing black dress and fishnets with knee high boots.

"Yeah, live a little, old man!" Velvette says, her hair colored in pinks and oranges to match her current clothes.

"I guess it ain't so bad. Besides, think of what this could do for publicity!" Vox says, immediately thinking of business. "Just picture this, The Vees take part in Pride Parade in full support of the LGBTQ+ community. Our ratings are gonna go throw the stratosphere!"

"Could you not be a workaholic for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, and enjoy the party, Vox?!" Velvette snapped, and finally the flatscreen shut his mouth. "Finally..."

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