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The Owl House: A lying Witch and A Warden Part 2

Weiss: I can't believe she just blindly followed that adorable owl into that old house!
Emerald: I know right? What's going to happen to her now?
Genie:Just watch.
The next scene starts with a brief flash of light. A brown door with a yellow eye on it unfolds and then opens. The owl came hopping out of it still carrying its bag.
Luz still chasing it: Stop adorably hopping away you huh? She looks around to see she was inside what appeared to be a large tent housing an assortment of odd objects. Luz: Woah! I thought I had a lot of weird stuff but this... she picks up a hanger that had held a toy baby head with a lizard body and a fork for a front leg... this is impressive. Luz looking around didn't notice the toy moving on its own.
Neptune: Did that thing just move all by itself and reach for her?! He had curled up into a ball on his chair!
Coco: Yeah. It did. She was in shock.
Velvet: Where the heck is she?!
A voice outside the tent: Finally your back! Luz: (Gasp) she dropped the toy and got down! Luz got back up and appeared the opening of the tent. She peeked outside.
She saw an old woman with a long gray hair a red dress and a white polka dotted green do rag on her head covering her ears. She held in her hand a staff that the owl landed on.
Eda: Now let's see what we got here. She took hold of the owl on her staff and turned it around on her staff till it looked like a wooden figure that just sets there.
Winter: What in the name of the brothers?! How?!
Luz: (Gasp) She watches as the woman rummaged around in the bag.
Eda brings out a smart phone: Garbage. She tosses it to the side.She brings out a diamond ring with a large diamond on it: Garbage. She tosses it to the side. She brings out a glowing golden cup: Garbage. She tosses it to the side. Eda: Ah now this. She brought out a pair of goofy eyeball glasses with slinkies attached to them which she put on. Eda both fists in the air in victory: This will make me rich!
Neo: What?! No! That's garbage the other stuff you threw away was valuable! Especially that glowing golden cup!
Emerald: How is she planning to get rich from all that junk?
Jaune face palmed: I have no idea.
Eda brings out Luz's Azura book: And this.. well this will make good kindling. She brought book to a candle on her table to start burning it! Luz lets out a gasp and ran out the tent! She snatched the book out the woman's hand: Excuse me! Sorry that's mine! Thank you! She ran back inside the tent to get to the door but before she could go through it Eda had brought out a key with an eye on its handle. She pressed the eye and the door closed then folded up into a briefcase with an eye! It hit the floor cutting off Luz's way home!
Eda took off the glasses while giving the human girl a stern look: Your not going anywhere.
Ruby: Run Luz! Get out of there!
Yang: Don't stand around to find out what she's gonna do to you!
Luz: Woah! She puts her book into her bag and runs out the back of the tent. She runs till she gets to a ledge where she comes to a screeching stop with a gasp! Before her was the strangest town she had ever seen! It looked like the buildings had eyes or monster parts mouths! There was even what looked like a giant hand holding a house between its thumb and index finger.
Pyrrah: Well that's a town. She was wide eyed sitting back in her chair.
Jaune: Yeah... He had no words for what he saw.
A bird like creature went flying by only to get snatched out of the sky and dragged down by a large hand from the town! The people of the town were as if not more strange. There was a vender selling ice cream to a monster with eyes in his chest. The ice cream suddenly grew a mouth and tongue which it wrapped around the monster and pulled into his mouth! There were other strange creatures more bewildering than the last!
Cinder shocked: Ok this is ummm I don't think I have anything to say.
Emerald with a giggle: If Watts was here he would say Emerald doing her best Watts impression: "Well that's a first." She laughed. Cinder giving her a shove on the shoulder but smiling: Ohhh shut up.
Luz backing up: Oh nononono! What's going on? A little pink fairy in a white dress and for bluish wings bumped into her head.
Luz: Ahh! She sees let's out a relieved sigh and smile: Oh hello little fairy are you here to tell me this is all a fantastical dream?
Unfortunately for Luz that was not the case. The fairy showed its huge sharp teeth while shouting: Give me your skin!
Cinder: Ahhhh! What the hell?!
Ozpin sipped his coffee: Hm flesh eating fairies. Nothing new there.
Ironwood looks at Oz in shock: What do you mean nothing new?!
Oz: Oh nothing.
Luz: Ahhh! She swatted the fairy down! Luz hands to her head: Where am I?! A terrifying thought sprang to her mind: Did I die?! A even scarier thought: Am I in the "bad place?!" At which point the hand of Eda grabs her by the shoulder. Luz looks up at her in shock.
Eda: You wish!
Ruby: The bad place? Like...hell?! Why would anyone wish to be there?!
Weiss:Perhaps what she's going to do is make the poor girl wish she was in hell?
Neo: No. I...I don't think so. A smile had come across the ice cream colored girl.
Luz was made to sit on a wooden stool in front of Edas shop.
Luz curled in a ball on the stool: I'm sorry I'm sorry! I just wanted my book back! If you're going to eat my skin just make it quick! Just do it now! Luz looks away while offering out her arm!
Eda: Eat you? Why would I want to eat.. a potential customer?
Neo: Ha! I knew it! I was kinda getting a Roman feel from that woman.
Above Edas head was a sign that read human collectibles. Luz confused looks.
Eda showing Luz a yellow Kroc: Can I interest you in a human foot full of holes? She brought up a stick of men's deodorant: Bar of green human candy? Oh how about this black shadow box that reflects only sadness? She held up a portable tv.
Luz recognized it for what it was and laughed: That's not all it can do. Here let me see it. Luz took the tv opens up its battery port at the top. She takes a couple of double A batteries from a tray with others items marked human candy?????
Yang: Uhhhh no not even close.
Weiss: Does any of that stuff look like candy?! Let alone even food?! She crossed her arms over her chest and fumed.
Luz put the batteries into the tv closed the battery port door and then pressed the button to turn it on. No sooner did she do so music began to play while showing a man in a sweat band working out with weights. Luz : Voiila!
Winter:Oh! Well done.
Qrow rubbed his chin: I'm actually surprised that thing even works.
A vendor and his customer bought hear the music. Customer: Woah. Vendor: What's that?
A demon pig buying a large egg from a one eyed demon heard the music from the tv: The sound. It's so alluring. A crowd had gathered. A demon held up a fist full of money: I'll pay 40 snails for the screaming box! Another held up money: I'll give you 100! The pig demon: Can I eat the little person inside? The whole crowd was clamoring now making offers holding up money.
Yang Grinning: And just like that business is booming! She pumped up fist up at booming.
Ruby: Looks like that lady is going to have some serious money now.
Neo: Yeah.
Eda looking over at the girl: What did you say your name was? She smiled her gold canine showing.
Luz: I'm Luz.Luz Noceda. She smiled politely while introducing herself.
Eda busily taking money: Well Luz that was pretty clever...for a human. Luz: That's pretty weird for another human to say. Eda: Oh child I'm not like you. She removed her do rag showing her pointed ears!
Qrow: Woah! Everyone looks at him. Qrow: Sorry that took me a little by surprise.
Winter: Huh. So witch's have pointed ears. Good to know.
Eda stands up on her own table: I am Eda the Owl Lady! The most powerful witch on the boiling isles! Luz in awe: A witch?
Ruby: Yes Luz a witch.
Cinder in concern: She should be running away now if you ask me. The last time I had dealings with a witch I almost...she looked down...well you know what I almost did.
Blake: Hey I'm sure not all witches are bad.
Eda her hand to her chest: I am respected..brother her hands out in front like claws...feared... Voice off panel without a fist coming down on the tv smashing it: Busted!
Yang: Hey what gives?! Who invited you buddy?
Qrow Slurps his soda: He invited himself.
Nora: Hey! He broke it! He just bought it!
REN shaking his head with a smile: I don't think he's going to pay for it Nora.
The crowd ran off. The demon who smashed the tv was wearing a pointed mask to cover his face. He wore a black uniform with a hood. Coven guard: Eda the Owl Lady! He held up a wanted post showing a crudely drawn picture of Eda and king on it: You are under arrest for misuse of magic and demonic misdemeanors! Luz: Woah!Witch criminal!
Emerald: Ok now she should run. This "Owl Lady is a criminal! Like I was! She needs to get away before..
Neo: Hey hey hey let's not jump to conclusion.
The coven guard pointed his gloved finger at her: You are here by ordered to come with me to the conformitorium! He grabbed her. Eda pulls her arm free: Would you guys quit following me around?! I haven't done squat. She crosses her arms.
Ironwood: If that's true then why the wanted poster with the substantially high reward?
The guard grabs Luz by her hood and held her up: And you're coming too for fraternizing with a known criminal!
Luz: Wh what?! She hugs her book to her chest and curls into a ball while being held up: That's not cool!
Ruby: Yeah! She didn't even do anything! You can't arrest her for talking to someone!
Yang: Put her down right now you big bully! Yangs eyes had turned red.
Cinder: I knew she should have run!
Eda putting up her hands:Oh alright alright you win. Just let me get my stuff. She got down under the table and...came back up with her staff which she swung with all her strength knocking the coven guard to the ground with a loud clang! Coven guard when he got hit: Oh! He hits the ground: Augh!
Blake: Yes! She pumped her fists up! Neo too: Fight the power!
Penny: Wow they really are rebellious those two huh?
Ruby: Just a little.
Eda standing atop the table twirls her staff then tapped it down. (Zap)A burst of magical energy came off the end of the staff. The magic surrounded and gathered up her stall. Eda: Whoops. Cant forget this. She reached into her hair and brought back out the key. She pressed the eye of the key. (Boop) The folded up portal door flew over and Eda used magic to gather it and her stall into a green sack. Eda with the sack on her staff which she slung over her shoulder: Follow me human! Luz hesitated only for a moment but got up and ran after Eda.
Winter: Great! That poor girl has only been in that world for 10 minutes and already she's a fugitive from the law. Winter sat back and shook her head at Luz's plight.
Cinder rolled her eyes: Fantastic.
Emerald shrugged: Well you know it could be worse.
Luz running next to Eda: This is crazy! If I die here my mom is gonna kill me! Eda smiling: Ha! I won't let him hurt you. A human like you is muchmore valuable to me alive than dead. Luz concerned: Wait what's that supposed to.. before she could finish Eda grabbed her and jumped up staff above her head: Whooo! She got onto the staff and flew off! The coven guard had caught up at that point but was too late to stop Eda's getaway: You won't get away without this Owl Lady! He shook his fist in the air. Then he admits: Oh okay you did. You got away with it. He spread his arms out: She got away with it everybody! He looks down sadly:Typical. He walks off.
Many in the audience laughed. Nora pointed: Can you believe that guy?!
Ren: I know!
Jaune holds his side's laughed: Oh man what if that guy worked for Atlas! He'd be fired on his first day!
Ironwood not among those laughing face palms: That's for sure.
Winter also not laughing shook her head: I can't help but wonder how many times this makes the owl lady escaped?
Cinder still giggling: Probably the hundredth time!
Emerald after settling down: Does that store sign say cursed rocks? Who would buy or even sell a cursed rock?!
Weiss shrugged: Probably someone who wants to curse someone else.
Cinder interested: Really? How much for one? I know a certain doctor I'd like to curse.
Yang: No Cinder. You're not cursing Watts. Cinder sits back and pouts.
Ruby: what happens next?! I gotta know.
Genie: Well let me play the next part so you can find out.