The Rock x Minnie Mouse (love story)

01 The Mouse Under the Rock

A black mouse with a red bow. Damn that's fine.

                                                                                             -By JJ the Thug

He tips toes on stage he laces his slippers he takes a deep breath as he starts graciously leaping across the stage. flipping and turning prancing and dancing as the light angel he is. 

Patrick the starfish walks up to the rock along with his wife Ms. Bigfoot and their daughter Taylor swift. 

"Your Buttocks have to be tighter you're landing more delicate and your smile like the queen of England may she rest in peace." Patrick the Starfish says to the rock with a wink.

 Patrick the starfish grabs Ms. Bigfoot hand and his daughters hand Taylor swift, and they look up at the ceiling to see it open up revealing buzz lightyear letting down a rope they all grab hold of it and ascend into the sky.

 as for the Rock. he continues practicing his dance moves but a certain mouse in the corner catches his attention.

He screams. he pulls his mouse repellant out of his eyebrow, and he sprays it continuously. "Eww, OMGGGGGG. die you stupid rat." the rock exclaims.

 when he stops spraying, he peers closer to it. "wow"the rock whispers. what a beautiful mouse. but wait. the mouse is dead. suddenly the rock feels guilty. 

but then he gets a tap on the shoulder. and he looks up he's stunned the rock thought he was alone in this gym. What stood before him was snow white. 

she told him the only thing to bring the mouse back to life was a kiss on the lip.

 the rock's cheeks turn pink you sure? he says as he bites his lip. 

"do it. trust me" she says as she rubs his bald head and then ascends into ashes like on avengers' infinity war.

The rock quickly whips out his phone and calls krabby patty. They deliver to him quickly the rock quickly devours the food along with SpongeBob. 

He then leans into Minnie mouse's beautiful eyes and kisses her and gives her a whopping kiss on the lips. she instantly comes alive. "you're alive!" the rock exclaims. 

they gaze into each other's eyes. this must be love at first sight.