A rock and a mouse with an enraging passion to dance.
-By a Fat ass panda
Months went pass and their love grew stronger.
but one day when Minnie was sitting on the couch and the rock was having fun with his bachelor friends.
Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson and Lil Wayne.
As they were talking and pouring scotch down each other's throat.
The rock came up with the perfect idea to ask Minnie to marry him. he quickly snatches a ring off of Lil Wayne's finger.
he swings open the door and slides on his knees to Minnie and shows her the ring. will you marry me? Minnie Mouse from the Mickey Mouse TV show.
Yes. yes yes yes yes yes.
The rock picks up Minnie and swings her around and says Can you smell what the rock is cooking? He puts her down and starts dancing.
he almost trips and breaks his neck, but he catches himself. luckily.
Weeks go by and they continue to plan for their wedding.
they hire the best wedding planner around. Mr. and Ms. Potato head. they burn a hole in the rock's wallet.
Jack and Jill climb a hill. Jim carry plays with fairies, with Tyler perry.
Today is the day their wedding finally comes. they can't believe it's actually.
Minnie looks down the aisle as the rock walks down the aisle with his father the big bad wolf.
when he finally makes it up on the alter the priest Michael Jackson tells them to say their vows.
I was bitter and lonely before you showed up and suicidal thoughts crossed my mind as cars drove on the street. The rock says expressing himself.
Minnie looks around.
I was nothing more than a rat on the street. who was stepped on and abused as much as you have thought of suicide.
they both stare at each other giving each other a big whopping kiss full of nothing but passion love and joy.
but as soon as their lip's part. The rock gets hit with a bell and has an instant stroke he gets rushed to the hospital.
once he awakes in the hospital bed, he looks at Minnie crying at his side with all his friends. From Bart Simpson all the way to Lil Uzi vert.
Donald trump daffy duck speedy Gonzales. Patrick the starfish and his family and their pet jelly fishes.
The rock instantly realizes seeing all his friends here that it's time for him to depart from the earth. Minnie says no it's not time for you to go yet.
you only have lung cancer it can be healed. the rock looks at her. I didn't even know I had that. he looks at the sky as tears drop from his sky.
he pulls out a Wonka bar and he sees Willy Wonka at his side who gives him an encouraging smile. He looks at Minnie and gives up the ghost.
The End
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