Taylor Swift Albums

8. incorrect quotes

Debut: Hi, my name is Taylor, and I write songs.

Fearless: I'm scared, but I'll jump anyway.

Speak Now: Whoa, all these people know my name.

RED: Red lipstick and broken-hearted.

1989: Polaroids, New york, friends and freedom.

Reputation: First of all, fuck you.

Lover: I love you, uwu.

Folklore: I'm bored, wanna cry?

Evermore: haha sike, cry again

Midnights: sleep? Who she?

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Fearless: I swing both ways... violently, with a bat.

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Evermore: "Emotional baggage" is a bullshit term.

Evermore: It should be called a griefcase.

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Reputation: Do you take constructive criticism?

1989: I only take cash or credit.

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Evermore: What is your biggest weakness?

Midnights: I can be uncooperative.

Evermore: Okay, can you give me an example?

Midnights: No.

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RED: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Evermore: Oh, you've been?

RED: Once. In Monopoly.

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1989: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Midnights, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Fearless: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Folklore: Killed without hesitation.

Speak Now: No.

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Reputation, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

1989: But— that's just a trash can.

Reputation: It sure is!

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Evermore: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Folklore: Twelve, actually.

Evermore: Not the point. Look, they're dead now, and really, whose fault is that?

Folklore: Yours Evermore!

Evermore: That's right: no one's.

RED: What have I gotten myself into?

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Reputation: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Midnights: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Reputation: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Evermore: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Evermore: I became more evil if you're curious.