TTPD: That’s why we needed to get an expert.
Midnights: Oh, really? Who did you get?
TTPD: *stares*
Midnights: Oh! Right, that’s me… Yes.
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TTPD: What is wrong with you?
Midnights: Loaded question, P. Elaborate.
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TTPD: Remain CALM! *slaps Midnights multiple times*
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1989: This is a terrible idea.
Midnights: It's not that bad.
1989: You're the only one not scared of Poets, why don't you do this?
Midnights: Because she would expect it from me.
1989: Midnights--
Midnights: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
1989: *sighing* Okay.
*later*
TTPD: 1989! Sit down on the chair. You're in trouble.
Midnights, whispering: Deny everything.
1989, loudly: That isn't a chair.
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Reputation: Don’t mansplain this to me!
TTPD: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!
Reputation: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!
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TTPD: I’m having salad for dinner!
Midnights:
TTPD: Well, fruit salad.
TTPD: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.
Midnights:
TTPD: Okay, it’s all grapes.
TTPD: Fermented grapes.
Midnights:
TTPD:
Midnights: P...
TTPD: It’s wine.
TTPD: I’m having wine for dinner.
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TTPD: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Reputation: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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TTPD: You know, you were right.
Evermore: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.
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TTPD: Hey, Midnights? I need advice.
Midnights: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
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TTPD: I baked you a pie!
Reputation, sceptic: Really? What flavour?
TTPD: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!
Reputation: *pulls gun out of drawer* I insist you have a taste, too
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Taylor Swift Albums
Fanfiction▪︎Taylor Swift albums personified. ▪︎Incorrect album quotes. ▪︎One shots. ▪︎Ships: 'Debut × Fearless 'RED × Evermore '1989 × Midnights 'Reputation × Lover 'Folklore × The Tortured Poets Department ▪︎Absolute choas ensues...
