𝓐𝓭𝓪𝓹𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷...

𝒞𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓁𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈...

Ahhh Big Raga the Opp Stoppa. An entity that can adapt to any and all phenomena... and now his human version will adapt to a girl with seven exes. Yes, you heard it fellas. A Ramona Flowers x Human Mahoraga reader. Basically, you know that twenty-three year old degen who was dating a high schooler? Oh, Scott Pilgrim... yeah... Just yeet that nigga out the window. In comes (Y/N) Fushiguro, a child gifted with the ability to adapt to any and all situations. Here's the crucial part... I'm going off the book, not the show, and not an original timeline like Hollie. Speaking of Hollie, Scott Pilgrim week is in session! I'll also be dropping Kim Pine and Julie Powers books around this time as well.

Julie: Finally!

Kim: Whatever...

So stick around fella's! Scott Pilgrim week is just getting started!

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"Fushiguro's dating a high schooler?"

"WHEN DID YOU GET THAT INFORMATION!?"

The band was over at (Y/N)'s house, being treated to Japanese cuisine and drinks, made by Fushiguro himself. 

"He's not dating a high schooler Neil," Stephen says, sighing.

"He's too... proper, to do that," Kim adds.

"Well, she thinks they're dating," Neil says, sipping his tea.

"How? (Y/N) has shown no signs of affection towards her. Hell, he barely even shows emotions to us," Stephen asks Neil.

"I'M RIGHT HERE STILLS!"

"How old are you again?" Kim asks Fushiguro.

...

"Twenty. Four," he answers. 

"Is this girl you're dating even hot?" Neil asks.

"NOT! DATING!" Fushiguro hisses.

"Even if you and her aren't dating, how did you guys even meet?" Kim asks Fushiguro as he sits back down at the table after pouring some more tea for himself.

"Well, her and I share the same bus to my Taekwondo class, and she tells me how she's part of the yearbook club, and how she is with her friends, and blah blah blah..."

"What even is her name?" Stephen asked.

"Knives Chau I think. Chinese."

"Like you..." Neil says out of nowhere.

...

"First off that's a little racist," Fushiguro says, "All Asians are not Chinese. I'm Japanese."

"Cool!" Neil says, "So how'd you meet her!?"

"The bus... that's it. I helped her with her books... and I guess she's either into older guys, or she's a love at first sight kind of girl..." Fushiguro says, sighing.

...

"You're in a bit of a pickle, Fushiguro," Kim says.

"I know Pines..."

...

"You'll find a way to adapt, don't worry," Kim says, patting his shoulder.

...

"Very funny, Pines," Fushiguro says, sighing angrily. 

"So what will you do?" Stephen says. Fushiguro rubs the bridge of his nose.

"What I always do... analyze, adapt, overcome..."

FUSHIGURO (Y/N): 24

RATING: Infinite/10(According to Wallace).