Demon Slayer talksy 2

37. Rozkminy

(muszą być po angielsku bo to czasem moje angielskie pochodzenie przezwycięża chęć pisania po polsku, wybaczcie mi)

Inosuke: Tanjirou. 

Inosuke: If the fly loses its wings, is it now called a 'walk'?

Tanjirou: *calling the doctor* Doctor, you must help me, he's got my entire family going crazy (pretend that his family isn't dead)!!

Inosuke: Would Lightining McQueen get car insurance

Inosuke: Or life insurance?

Tanjirou: Yeah, I'd like to book my friend in for a mental rehab

Inosuke: Dude. 

Inosuke: If you sweat in a sweater, does that make YOU a sweater?

Tanjirou: Oh, how long?

Tanjirou: Do you have to give him back to me?

Inosuke: What if every country has ninjas, but we only know about Japan's ninjas, because they are so bad at being ninjas?

Tanjirou: Yeah yeah, he's calling himself 'woke'. 

Tanjirou: Pretty sure you guys have a room for people like that, right?

Inosuke: How come your lips don't touch, when you say 'touch', but do when you say 'separate'?

Tanjirou: Alright, doctor, see you soon.