It was a normal day in earth, until some guy at 11AM started shooting and screaming while holding a news paper, saying
'GUYS, GUYS! MR. MAGNE DIVORCED WITH HIS WIFE, I REPEAT, MR. MAGNE DIVORCED WITH HIS WIFE!!'
Everyone started gasping and talking, kinda overreacting.. but hey he owns the country! The rumors started to go more and more, some TV reportage, in the point where even in the radio people were interrupting their music moment, and when I say their I mean Alastor
'Ugh..'
He tries to move the buttons to switch but it cannot be removed so he just lisent.
'FLASH NEW: MR. LUCIFER MAGNE DIVORCED WITH HIS WIFE , WHY DID SHE DID THAT? WILL HIS CHILD CHOOSE HER MOM OVER HER DAD AND LUCIFER WILL BE SAD AND ROPE HIMSELF?- wait that wasn't the script.. WILL LUCIFER MAGNE BE SO SAD THAT HE WILL STOP OWING THE COUNTRY AND WE WILL HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT? MORE ON TONIGHTS PROGRAM!--'
Before it could end Alastor just shut it down and sigh, maybe some fresh air will do the thing? If we ignore that everyone is shooting.. he go and got to buy a news paper, maybe a news paper is better then radio, right? Well, all news paper was only about the divorce. He groan and got up until some guy bumped on him and was screaming the divorce, Alastor was going to explose and NEEDED to calm down so he picked the person by its neck and pin him against the wall before stabbing him with a random caine from a old man, everyone was so 'suprised' that they didn't notice him.
<TIME SKIP>
He has gotten home and washed himself, he wanted to eat sometime but they was nothing to eat. He groan once again and got up to go to the magazin. While he was walking he saw a man who kept throwing news paper at him so after a moment of trying to calm himself he grabs him by the head and starts to crack his neck and starts slaping him with a Caine until there were blood and then start chewing him (Cannibal!!) When he was done he got up, covered In blood. He then saw a little girl who was watching him but she wasn't scared, thinking it was normal. she said
'Woah,, Hey daddy look I found a strong guy, maybe he can help you 'die'? You said you wanna die so bad, well I think this man on the floor is literally dead! Look he has his tongue out, he looks so silly! Isn't he silly daddy?"
Alastor then suddenly cover the littles girl mouth and did to her the 'shh' sign and the girl smiled, thinking it was a game, then a short figure who was hiding its head with a hat whispered
"Shh.. no Charlie, what did i tell you about talking to strangers, you never knows their real attention.."
He then hold Charlie by the hand and apologise
"Excuse me Sir, she is still young and don't knows her manners, I promise you this will never happen again."
The man did the posture to apologise while still having his hat covering his face
(I don't knows the name but let's just say when Asian people say hi they do a posture <<Not rasim Asian ppl are the hottest>>)
"Oh don't worry my man, its okay"
He said while slowly hiding the body behind him with his leg
"Thank you sir.." he sigh in a happy way
"Oh please don't call me Sir, call me Alastor, pleasure to meet you, quite a pleasure." He said while removing the blood from his hand, rubbing his hand against his pants
"My name is uhhh... i-i GOTTA GO BYE! HAVE A GOOD DAY!"
Before he could go, alastor grabbed him by the stomach and push his back against him while having a knife in hand and rubbing it against the man's throat
"You're not gonna tell the police, right..?" He said with a creepy smile
Then the guy immediately had a calmer voice
"Tell them about what?-"
Alastor quickly remembered he can't see him and knows he fucked up
"About the body, Daddy! Behind his back!- Oh no I lost the game for talking.." The little girl said
"Huh what body.." he ask in confusion
"Charlie I told you to stop eating everything you see! Oh god don't tell me she ate my pills for having hallucinations like that.."
"Just look at it yourself! >:("
"Uhm.." the man said, not wanting to show his face
Alastor had already let go of his body so he was trying to slowly go away while the man can't see his face
"Hey where are you going? Are we playing tag? Oh then, tag!" She said after touching alastor
"CHARLIE..- I'm so sorry please forgive me.." he said after holding Charlie before she could run
"It's okay.. BYE!" Alastor said before going running to his house, changing AGAIN.. maybe it was better to just go tomorrow to go buy something..
((TIME SKIP))
Tomorrow morning at, at least 8AM he was going to buy some food, it was morning so nobody was here, he thought.
...
After he got to magazin and got out a man bumped on him, he was ready to pull the knife out but it was the same man as the other day
"Excuse me Sir.."
The man said quietly
"Oh hello there my très chere.. Oh I don't remember you telling me your name"
"AH- uhm well uhh.. ehh.. my daughter is surfoking in the car I gotta go BYE-"
"You're daughter is next to you"
Alastor let out a little chuckle
"Uh.. Oh fuck. .."
"What does fuck means?" The girl said
"Fuck mean shoot but don't say fuck at someone or he will be very mad at you"
"I don't want people going mad at me :("
"Then don't say it"
Alastor then said
"AHEM.. your name?"
"His name is!-"
The man cover his daughters mouth
"Shh.."
The girl frowned, Alastor then smiled
"You're Mr. Lucifer, right?"
"Aw shoot.."
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WOAH THERE COWBOY 1018 WORDS?? UHH..
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-stvrblitzo
