Alastors quickly got to Charlie's room cause of the sudden scream at like 7AM
But, somehow, Charlie was sleeping peacefully.
And then, it hitted Alastors mind
He got into Lucifer's room, and, as he expected, The rich anxious boy was clinging on a baton that was on the bed
"YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!! THERES A SPIDER ON THE WALL!"
Lucifer pointed and then the spider jumped on his, he was whining, screaming, and moving around like a fucking mentally ill
Alastors just start him in confusion
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He then grabbed the spider and putted it in his mouth before chewing it and shallowing it
"And then people tell me that the body worst thing that it can shallow is cum.."
Lucifer said while starting at him in kinda fear
<Time skip>
"Alastors what do you wanna eat??" Lucifer said while smiling in a goofy way
"Children."
"Leave my baby alone!"
"I mean. She looks tasty."
"Alastor I'm going to be the one who's gonna put you in a orphelina when you're 20 and burn it down."
"Ohh, the own 'president' wanna harm little parentless child?"
"You're the one who's talking!"
"You're getting angry? What do you have? Angry issues?"
"You're a cannibal and be happy I didn't dénonce you when I'm the country's owner!"
"Be happy I didn't eat you."
"I have guards you knows!"
"At least if I wanted one, I'll have a wife"
"OH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF-"
"Good morning mom.." a sleepy young voice said out of no where
"MY BABY" he said after kneeling down and hugging her
The little girl giggled and hugged him back
"What's for breakfast mommy?"
"Crepes!" He said after bopping her nose
(Please correct me if I'm wrong I don't knows what's crepes (🥞) in English)
"Yippie!!" said after sitting down and waiting while kicking her feet
Alastor was just there lisenting to his radio
"Alastoorrr?" The little girl said
"Mhm? What?"
"What's your job??"
"How do you knows what a job is.. and, my job is radio podcasteur."
"Ohh whats that?"
"I don't wanna explain."
"Aw :("
The girl was just doing a sad face
"Alright there!" The short man said before giving them the breakfast
"I don't like sweets, dear." Alastor said
"Mom, is Alastor my new dad? Mom kept calling you dear too!" The girl said
"He's your dad. Not your..-" before Alastor could finish he said
Lucifer whispered"Shh, let her havedo what she want!!"
Alastor just rolled his eyes "give her commun sence!"
"She's a child, she'll grow up and THEN she will learn commun sence"
"Ahem.. anyways, no, honey, he just call a lot of people like that."
"Does that mean he's cheating on you?"
"What.. how learned you those things.."Lucifer said in a mubbled voice
"Alastor!" The little girl said
Alastor just smiled at himself while taking a sip of his coffee
Lucifer just frown and sighed
"Don't lisent to a word he'd say, he's a like, a bad witch, and his power is lies, do you knows what lies is Charlie?"
"When people don't do the truth?"
"Yes, and Alastor is a bad witch who lies a lot, and lying is not good, don't be like him, or he'll it you when you will sleep!"
The little girl just giggled while Alastor just rolled his eyes
"Do you need help cutting, sweetie?"Lucifer said, meaning her breakfast
"No thanks mom!"
"Alrighty then"Lucifer said smiling
"Aren't you eating?" Alastor said
"Nop, I don't get hung-"
Before Lucifer could finish he putted a crêpe on his mouth
"Thanks I guess..?" He said while chewing
"Don't talk while eating."
"Mhm-"
When he finished, Charlie said
"Dadd.. I think there's a fairy in my room, when I come back from school, I always find it clean!"
"Ohh, that's so good sweetie!-"
"Alastor then whispered on his ear
"What did I say about giving her commun sense.."
"Pfft! She doesn't need the truth, she'll always stay here with me anyway."
"And when she'll be married?"
"No!! Cause she said she'll marry me >:(!!"
"That's not possible, you'll be the one marrying me."
"HUH"the rich said after blushing darkly
"Nothing-.." the other child eater said
The little then giggled and said "So, is Alastor gonna be my new dad?" __________________________________________ Yay 723 anyways guys I'm french and I love Xia bye bye :3
