<imagine he showed the house>
"So.. How do you like my house?" The small boy said with an excited smile
"I don't need fourty room, just one room will be fine.." Alastor said while looking around a bit
"If you want I can buy you a house that is a room i-"
"I said I only need a radio and I already accepted" Alastor cutted him off
"But still, I'm scared, you're weird to be .. this calm. It freaks me out. With your creepy smile.. take it off >:(" The rich man said before putting two of his finger in the corner of his mouth and went it down to make him have a sad expression but he just kept smiling
"Well my dear, I think you are the one who should be smilling a bit more in your life" The child eater said before doing the same thing but makes him have a happy expression
The rich man just frowned and did an even more 'aigri' expression
"Now, now, we don't want your daughter having a bad education, do we?"
"What are you assuming! My child really loves me and I do the same! >:("
Alastor chuckled before saying "By the way, speaking of her .. where is she?"
"Oh don't worry she wanted to play with the fire in the kitchen, you knows, the one you boil your food with"
"ARE YOU FUCKING-"
The tallest man got quickly to the kitchen and then picked the little girl up before she could burn herself
"No wonder your wife left you.."
"Hey! >:("
The radio man chuckled before putting the girl back down
"Now.. before I start doing more stuff and doing REAL parenting to daughter, my radio."
"Right.."
Lucifer got him a box with pastel pinkish color in it and gave it to him
"Why the pink and the bow?.."
"Coquette."
"Whatever that is.."
When the man opened the box he had a radio, a pretty and big ass radio
"Ohh, charming.. still have a box thought.. in the radio."
"Coquette."
"Whatever that is.."
The other man then got to his room and put it next to his big chair, he felt happy and silly (he acted so goofy while listening to it)
After a while, Alastor heard a knock on the door before the rich's man head popped
"Uhm, I'm sorry I just wanted to ask you're name again-"
"Alastor, dear."
"Right, Alastor my daughter is asleep in my room right now, can you get her out-"
"What kind of parent is that"
"The type who is scared to wake her up and then make her pull my hair and then accidentally push me out the window when we're 500ft left down from the ground"
He then heard a chuckle from alastor
"That's a silly imagination.."
He then got up and got to his room and slowly get the little girl in her room and put her in her bed, he then got to Lucifer's room again
"Done- what the.."
He then saw Lucifers Amazing art 🔥🔥
(I love tomie' sm I HAD to put her somewhere)
"Uh, I feel asleep while doing this..-"
"You sure did. You better did, poor Charlie has bean living with for 6 years, gotta feel bad for your wife"
"Shut >:(("
Alastor chuckled
"Oh I'm just kidding quite the acting.."
Alastor stepped closer to the door and said
"Goodnight, Ms."
"Goodnight.." the other boy answed
Before Alastor closed the door, The rich man said
"Hey Alastor?.."
"Mhm?"
"Thank you." Lucifer said with a faint smile
"You're welcome, dear." Alastor said with a smile before closing the door.
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Wdym 558 words. Anyways I'm coughing I'm almost dying please help me
