Alastor looked down at the shorter man
"Well, I feel charme-"
Before the Cannibal could talk, Lucifer covered his mouth and did too him the 'shh' sign
Alastor then muffled "You knows I'm pretty sure I can understand things, and I hope you're aware I am not a child.."
Lucifer whispered "Still! Shh!"
Alastor then rolled his eyes but still kept that creepy smile on his face
"And stop with that creepy smile, you're gonna scare my child"
The rich boy said while making her daughter step back while holding her
"I think the man's smile is pretty!"
The little girl said
"Why thank you little one.. I mean, the young one, since you two are small.."
The rich man frowned and then he said to the girl
"Cmom Charlie don't approve with the other man you're breaking your papa's heart.."
(If you get the ref I love you)
Alastor just chuckled
"Why are you laughing >:("
"Oh nothing.. you seem more innocent then you're own 4 years old child.."
"Actually I'm 6 :)!" The girl said
"Well you're father is more innocent then 4 years old still" Alastor said while smirking
"Do you knows with who the FUCK you're talking to!"
"Yay, fuck!" The little girl said
"Charlie no-"
"Oh so sad.." Alastor said while smiling
Lucifer then sighed and said
"Since you seem not to care who I am and you're not a girl so you don't wanna have sex with me, nor use me for money or things.. can you pleeeaaaseeee.. Babysit my baby? :("
"Ha! No." Alastor said with no shame
"Huh.. why!"
"Well why not?"
"Cause I can buy you things and stuff!"
"Not interested"
The rich man the kneeled and started to beg
"I'll pay you!"
"Nop."
"I'll marry you! Not in the gay way. Just a proposition.."
"No thanks."
"I'll buy you a house!"
"Already have one."
"A Ferrari!"
"Don't need it."
"A country!"
"Calm life is better"
"A Mitski concert!"
"Whatever who that is."
"I'll buy you a wife!"
"I'll eat her and our children"
"A child!"
"I'll put the child in a orphelina and then burn it."
"You can do that!"
"I'll go to prison."
"I'll pay you out of jail!"
"Gonna take 5 months."
"I'll kill myself!"
"Please don't."
"Thank you :), infinite money!"
"Don't really need it, I'll be bored with it"
"I'll buy you anything!!"
"Mhh.. how about a radio?"
"A radio?"
"A radio. A new and good radio."
"Uhh.. you sure you don't want a hotel, a yote or something?"
"No, a radio."
"Alrighty then, a radio"
"I accept."
"THANK YOU" He then start hugging him and whining
"Now, now, we don't me to change mind, do we?" He said while patting his back a bit
Lucifer then step back and sob a bit
"Right.."
"Is the man gonna be my new mama?" The little girl said
Lucifer blushed a bit then picked her behind his back
"No honey-"
"Aw.." The girl said
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492 words . It's so short welp
Happy birthday angel dust and Cody! :3
