The three cherubs roll Lyle in his bed outside to a rather scenic area atop a hill overlooking a forest and a lake.
"Look around, Lyle." Cletus starts, "God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age!" He then points to the man as he added with a wink; "Or wealth!"
"If you were to end your life, you'd be missing aaaaaall of this!" Collin adds with a solemn gesture of his hand.
The man looks as if he was about to reconsider, but Blitz suddenly appears beside them, donning a lion outfit. "Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it f**ks?"
He makes a suggestive gesture with his finger, to which Keenie covers her mouth and gasps, in an exaggerated way while Collin's eyebrows raise in silent surprise and disbelief. Cletus simply gives the imp a disappointed look.
"That is so inappropriate!" Keenie shrilled.
"Oh, kiss our ass, prude!" Millie, dressed in a pink cat outfit, retorts, flipping the bird to the sheep, whilst holding you on her hip.
"Not in front of the poor baby at least!" Collin protests, gesturing to you, who was dressed in a cartoony cat outfit as well.
"Oh please, they don't understand half the s**t we're saying!" Blitz assures, patting your head before shoving the unnerved elder aside to sit beside him.
"Aaaanyway, take it from me, a fellow genius." Blitz states with a sly smirk. "Nature is no picnic up close." He proceeded to pull out a pair of binoculars out from somewhere and hands them to Lyle.
The old man peers through the binoculars and sees an adorable group of bunnies and a squirrel sitting together, with a pair of bunnies cuddling and the squirrel feasting on an acorn.
However the peace is soon shattered as the poor critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves.
"Ohhhh, noooo!"
"S-Stop looking!" Cletus desperately tries to pull the binoculars away from the stunned man, but his grip held steady.
"I CAN'T stop!" Lyle exclaims in horror. "I've never wanted to die more than I do now!"
A bear then enters the scene, swiping a massive clawed paw at a wolf, knocking it to the ground. The injured wolf looks up at the looming bear as it raises a paw to attack again, but it is then crushed by a falling tree which cut down by a burly, white bearded logger with a chainsaw.
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Helluva Child
Fanfiction⚠️mature content⚠️ Just.... Helluva Boss, only you're millie and moxxie's (very special) miracle child. [Literally a spin-off of "Helluva Hound"]