Helluva Child

27: p'ay games (wo/ baby imp)

"Welcome, I say-a, welcome-a... all to Wrath-a Ring's-a annual-a Harvest-a Moon-a... a-Festival!"

Wally Wackford announces dramatically on a stage, earning cheers from the surrounding sinners.

"To kick things up, we have the great prince Stolas-a, here to usher in this here Pain Games!"

He hands the microphone off the the prince in question, who chuckles at the imp's introduction.

"How kind, Wackford. Greetings, tiny... Wrath Ring Imps! I hereby welcome you all to another year of celebrating the spoils of your labor that continue to feed the citizens of Hell!"

The crowd glares at the insensitive words, with a few booing him.

The only one who clapped and cheered was you, who watched from a stroller beside one of Millie's siblings, earning a amused chuckle and wave from the prince.

"I'm happy to kick off the start of these games that will challenge the toughest Imps to show their skill in dominance."

"Good luck to you all! Especially that sexy little one there... Yoo-hoo! Blitzy!"

He waves to the imp in question, who reacts in displeasure.

"Ugh. F**k me."

"Go da!" You cheered, earning a smile from Moxxie as the gun sounded, thus beginning the games.

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For the first event, a race was held with the competing imps, though Moxxie was quick to be mowed over by the herd of racers just upon the first shot.

Striker and Blitz were well in the lead, skillfully scaling a wooden ramp structure while Moxxie struggled to keep up; clawing feebly at the structure before falling into a small mud puddle below.

And moments later, he gets chewed up and thrashed by a demon shark that was somehow present in the murky puddle.
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Next event a sort of wrangling match, whereas Striker gets the jump on Blitz, tying the imp's legs, arms and horns behind him with relative ease.

Meanwhile a large, burly Imp holds a rope and grins maliciously at down Moxxie, as he cowers for the incoming manhandling.
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Next even has Striker, Blitz and Moxxie team up and compete in a tug of war match. In the intense struggles, Moxxie falls into the water below, whereas the demon shark returns somehow, thrashing him yet again.

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Next event, there is a wrestling match in the mud, with Blitz versing Striker, while a group of imps do a football huddle on top of Moxxie.

And just as he picks himself up, that mud shark suddenly leaps onto the fence and jumps up, preparing to elbow drop the poor imp.

"MOTHERFUC--!!"

THWACK!!!

Before the shark could land on him, the shark was abruptly knocked to the side as you slammed into the mud-water beast with the force of a bullet, chewing and burrowing into the shark's gills as it flailed and screeched on the ground.

The audience cheered and hollered at this, while the spying judges had various reactions.

"Well, I say-a say! Looks like we got ourselves an unexpected contestant this Year round!" Wally noted with an amused chuckle, while Stolas looked a bit surprised and wary.

"Isn't... that the littlest imp?" He asked out loud, squinting as if he was trying to confirm his suspicions. "...is that allowed? Shouldn't someone get them?"

Millie looked surprised herself. "How in the--" She looked to her side, only to find you had chewed through the straps of your stroller. Her sibling shrugged nervously, earning a groan and facepalm from her.

"Oh consarnit, you little devil!"
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"I say, I say, for the first year ever, we have a tie for winner of the Harvest Moon Pain Games!" Wally announced excitedly as Stolas takes the microphone from him.

"The winners are... Striker aaaaand my darling Blitzy!" Stolas announces the final contestant ecstatically, even pulling a cheerful pose as the crowd cheers, much to Blitz's annoyance.

"Just say my name RIGHT!" He exclaims in frustration as he walks onto the stage to join Striker. "F**kin' d**k."
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"I swear, I dunno how your uncle let ya slip past him like that." Millie murmured, as she wiped off the blood from your mouth. "You're gettin' more and more wily each day, i tell ya." She gave you an affectionate boop, prompting you to giggle cheerfully before spitting up a shark tooth.

Moxxie sat beside her, who was rather battered and bruised from the merciless games, watching the stage, namely Striker, with a bitter expession.

"Alright. So, he has the physical advantage." Moxxie muttered to himself, catching your attention as you sucked your hand. "I'm better at other things, like singing!"

"Ya!" You cheered excitedly. If it was one thing your father was great at, it was singing for sure! Your cheery outcry caused both imps smile, with Millie giggling softly as Moxxie reaching over to ruffle your hair.

Unfortunately, the moment was short lived...

"I'd like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song I wrote just now," Striker suddenly pulled out a guitar out of nowhere. "About me winnin'."

"Oh, WHAT THE F**K!"
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Dis one is a bit shorter, buuuut there's not much for me to write without sounding redundant or wordy :T