We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads, "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!" "That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!'' Charlie cheered on the ladder.
"Um, hate to be the barrier of doubt, but Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago." Kori said
"Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here." Charlie said
Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.
"What the hell is that?" Vaggie asked
"Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents." Sir Pentious said
"What? Why?" Charlie asked
"Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here."
Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them.
Odette holds out a clipboard, "Sign, please." Odette said
Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes, "Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase." Clara said
Odette and Clara walk out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes who he is buying from.
"Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?" Vaggie asked
"Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell." Sir Pentious said
"I mean hey, he's right. How else do you think I got my knives?" Kori said
"Not helping Kori, and that stops right now." Vaggie said, she takes Pentious's boxes away.
"Hey!" Sir Pentious yelled
"Vaggie's right, you absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome." Kori said
Sir Pentious looks at Kori with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle
"Hmm, I have my doubts." Sir Pentious said
"Well, it's true. You have to trust us." Vaggie said
"But I don't." Sir Pentious said
"Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?" Charlie asked
"Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things." Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration.
"Oh! What did I just say? What did I just say?" Vaggie yelled
"Come on Vaggie, it was an accident." Kori said
"Thank you." Sir Pentious said as he touched Kori's shoulder
"Never touch me." Kori said and Sir Pentious backs away
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Hazbin Hotel: Kori Alder
ActionKori Alder like many others was born in Hell, she grew up with her best friends Blitzo and Fizzarolli, but they got separated after the fire. She would later become a famous musician, and is staying at the Hotel to one day hope of being redeemed.
