Welcome To Heaven

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The episode begins with Vaggie and Charlie in their room. Charlie is packing clothes into a suitcase while Vaggie and Kori sit on the bed, looking troubled because Charlie is overpacking a lot of things to the point she has a closet-sized suitcase, a guitar case, two extra large suitcase luggage, and a small handbag.

"Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in Heaven?" Charlie asked

"Charlie, you're only going to heaven for a few hours." Vaggie said

Charlie stands up and paces a bit, "Vaggie, we are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed."

"Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that... thing." Vaggie lied. "What thing?" Charlie asked, with Kori raising an eyebrow.

"The thing with the.. thing uhm.. fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar." Vaggie said

Charlie takes Vaggie's hand, "Vaggie, you're my partner, I need you there with me." She said

Vaggie sighs, "Fine."

"Yes!!" Charlie said she hugs and kisses Vaggie's cheek.

The scene then changes to the main hotel room, as Angel Dust stumbles into the lounge with exhaustion.

"Oh, fuck." Angel said

Niffty pokes her head out of a plant pot with a feather duster before coming down to see him, "You look messy! What happened to you?" She asked

"It's who happened to me, and the answer is everyone! Twice. Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!" Angel said

While Angel is explaining this, he pulls his hands back to straighten his backside with crackles of bone being popped. He collapses on the couch to rest or sleep for the night.

Charlie, Kori, and Vaggie come into the scene with Vaggie holding two luggage suitcases and all of a sudden, the wall explodes, freaking Angel out of the couch. Angel gets annoyed that it's the second or third time the same wall that was fixed was blown up again.

"Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?!" Angel yelled

A female outline appears from the red smoke in the now-destroyed hole on the wall, holding a bomb in her hands.

"What up, hoes!" Cherri laughs

Angel Dust hears the laughter and immediately gets up from the couch with excitement, "Holy shit! Cherri Bomb?! Long time no see, baby!"

Cherri jumps into the room, "Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!" Cherri senses Charlie coming up behind her and gives the bomb to Charlie, "Here, hold this."

Charlie freaks out and plays hot potato with the bomb, "Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!" Charlie tosses the bomb back and forth in her hands until Kori takes it.

"Nope, gimme that." Kori said and she threw the bomb out of the oh-so broken wall and the bomb exploded 'safely'.

"I love seein' ya Cherri, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out." Angel said and he tries falling back down onto the couch, but Cherri catches and pulls him up.

"Oho, you can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re—" Cherri is interrupted by Charlie

"Responsible night in the town! That is a great idea! Hi!" Charlie shakes Cherri's hand, "Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of Angel and Violet's friends! Aagh! They never bring anyone around."

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