Flashback
A giant stadium is at the center of the Greed Ring where thousands of spectators are watching the stage at the front. Spotlights shine everywhere before green flames sprout at the stands.
"Alright, folks! Give it up for the king of all things greeeen! Hell's number one clown! The money-maker himself!" The announcer said
A giant sign pops up from the stands and makes a spinning slot motion like a slot machine before it stops at a jackpot, revealing the name of the sign: Mammon.
A teenage Kori, Blitzo, and Fizzarolli were all screaming and they were making applause for the most popular figure in Greed Ring.
"The sin you all looove most - Mammon, King of Greeeed!" The announcer said
Mammon slides on stage with a guitar and pops up on stage with green flames and confetti bursting from behind him, wearing sunglasses.
"Heya, implings! How're you little c**** (honk) doing tonight? I hope you're ready for the best fucking show you will ever see in your...shit lives!
Blitzo, and Fizzarolli screamed out their lungs while Kori just stared as the crowd begins to cheer
"Right. I got tons of really fuckin' cool shit for you 'ere tonight. But, first, how many of you worthless bitches wanna be big clowns like me someday?" Mammon asked
Everyone in the crowd except for Kori began to scream their lungs out.
"I do, I do!" Fizzarolli yelled
"Me, me, me, me, me!" Blitzo yelled
"Well, I'm happy to announce that I will be starting up a new, yearly clown pageant!" Mammon yelled
A giant sign appears behind Mammon that says, "Mammon's Super Fucking Rad as Shit Clown Pageant" and more smoke explosions came on stage along with fireworks and confetti.
The crowd begins to cheer as the camera comes up close to Mammon.
"You know- Like one 'a them fucked up beauty contests, but for clowns, so it's better!" Mammon yelled as a big sign appeared behind him, "Just for all you aspiring, clown kids out there!" He picks up an imp child with glasses, "A new chance to work with me, Mammon!"
Blitzo became uncomfortable thinking about it and looked at Kori, while Fizzarolli was staring at Mammon with bright eyes of admiration.
"And be the new face of my clown-ish brand!" Mammon yelled, he pulled the imp kid back like a rubber band before throwing him off-stage.
"I can't wait to see all the new talent I can exploi- - u-um, fuck. Wait, I mean enjoy uh, watching me grow my empire! Also, if you're a chick, maybe give up on your dreams now. Cause, I'm not gonna lie: women just ain't funny." Mammon said
"Dick." Kori muttered
"ANYWAY! My plan is to find the new face of my brand, YEAH! So, they gotta bring the good shit! The winner will get to be like the son I never had, and I'll be like the stepdad that will love you when it's convenient!" Mammon yelled
Fizzarolli continues to look at Mammon with exciting admiration, Blitzo turns sour, and Kori pulls out her middle finger and flips him off.
"Wow!" Fizzarolli yelled
Blitzo and Kori raised their eyebrows at Fizzarolli.
"You might be a lunchbox, an action figure, Saturday morning cartoon. Hell, I might even make a sex robot of ya! I don't know! I mean, if we'll make money, sure. But it's not weird." Mammon said
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Hazbin Hotel: Kori Alder
ActionKori Alder like many others was born in Hell, she grew up with her best friends Blitzo and Fizzarolli, but they got separated after the fire. She would later become a famous musician, and is staying at the Hotel to one day hope of being redeemed.
