In Asmodeus's palace, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. An alarm clock shaped like a rooster with an erected penis goes off, which wakes up Fizzarolli.
He literally punches the clock and stretches his arms out to the kitchen, scaring a laundry succubus wearing an apron and matching black lingerie and knee-high boots, destroying a chandelier, and pours himself some coffee. But, he burns himself so he takes the whole pot back, passing the same laundry woman from before, making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. He stretches out and grabs one of his hats, and stretches. Fizzarolli grabs the coffee and drinks it, before putting it back and jumping above the bed while reaching for the curtain bars as he stretches towards Asmodeus to wake him up.
"Rise and shine, Ozzie!" Fizzarolli shakes an airhorn and sounds it off, startling Asmodeus awake as he lays back down and Fizzarolli laughed
"Ugh, again with the horn?" Asmodeus groaned and he turned in bed, covering his head with his pillow.
"Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!" He blows the air horn again.
"M'kay, SO; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvibrators. And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas." As he speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on his robe.
"You scheduled me during lunch?" Asmodeus sighed
"Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in"." As Fizzarolli speaks he squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto his shoulder, "But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!"
"Lemme guess, I'm handling that too?" Asmodeus asked
Fizzarolli got off of his shoulder and said "I mean... unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again."
"Hahahahahaha! No. Never again."
"Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!" Fizzarolli said
Asmodeus smiles, "Stoooop...!"
"OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!" Fizzarolli yelled
"No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!" Asmodeus said
"Burger time! Burger time! BURGER TIME!" The two laugh together as they exit the bedroom and walk to the kitchen to get ready for breakfast.
In the kitchen, while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast, Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "King of Ozz—A HYPOCRITE?!" Fizzarolli nervously crumples the paper, stuffs it into a trash bin, then proceeds to throw the entire bin out of a window, but trips before he lies into a flirty pose, much to Asmodeus' content. The bin flies out of the palace windows and hits someone on the street. Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.
"Yeah, yeah, I know. I can pick up some more while I'm out today." Fizzarolli said
"About that... You're still going to that contest rehearsal? Without me?" Asmodeus asked
"Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing. So..."
"It's the Greed Ring. One of the cities is literally called Ransom." Asmodeus said
"Ah! You worry too much. You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides, I'm slippery~."
"I mean, only after I..."
Fizzarolli turns to him, his mouth full, "What?"
"What?" Asmodeus said and blushes
"Come on, Oz! I can be on my own one day!" Fizzarolli said
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Hazbin Hotel: Kori Alder
ActionKori Alder like many others was born in Hell, she grew up with her best friends Blitzo and Fizzarolli, but they got separated after the fire. She would later become a famous musician, and is staying at the Hotel to one day hope of being redeemed.
